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Raat mai maza kab aata hai

Jaante Ho raat mai maza kab aata hai

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Jab Kisi Sote hue ko jaga kar pucha jaaye ki ...

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Kya tum so rahe ho?




Submitted By: Sidharath on 25 -Dec-2010  View: 759
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Kaun sa Janvaar he Jo kutte jaisa hota h

Aisa kaun sa Janvaar he
Jo kutte jaisa hota h,Par chalta 3 pairo se h?

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socho
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Nahi malum

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Soucho





LANGDA KUTTA
STUPID




Submitted By: Sahil on 25 -Dec-2010  View: 715
Characters: 158
 
 
Tere baap kya karta hai?

Teacher:Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta hai?
Boy: Hathi.
Tehr: Nalayak, tere baap kya karta hai?
Boy: mumbai k don hai.
T: Shabash hathi sahi jawab hai.




Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 25 -Dec-2010  View: 690
Characters: 153
 
 
Full form of college

Do u know the full form of college..

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C-come, O-on,L-love,E-each,G-girl,E-equllaly....
.That's why we go to college.




Submitted By: Swapneel on 16 -Dec-2010  View: 785
Characters: 131
 
 
'Rand' aur 'Vaishya' me kya farak hai..?

'Rand' aur 'Vaishya' me kya farak hai..?







'RAND'
South Africa ki Currency hai

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'Vaishya'
Sri Lankan Bank hai.




Soch badlo tbi DESH badlega!.




Submitted By: Katyal on 16 -Dec-2010  View: 2912
Characters: 171
 
 
SHEILA KI JAWANI

Bachpan me nani se sunte
the pariyon ki kahani

wah wah!!

Bachpan me nani se sunte
the pariyon ki kahani






Aur bade hokar HUM sun
rahe h
'SHEILA KI JAWANI'




Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 16 -Dec-2010  View: 1496
Characters: 175
 
 
Message from forest deparment

Best message from forest deparment-
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"Pedo Se BHi Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo Ke Piche Karte Ho.." ;-)




Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 16 -Dec-2010  View: 799
Characters: 175
 
 
Aray Jaane De

Mat Parh

Mat Parh

Chhor De

Mat Parh

Aray Jaane De

Abay Mat Parh

Chal Mera Kya Jata Hai

Parh Le

Maine Kon Sa Kuchh likha h.




Submitted By: Deepak on 14 -Dec-2010  View: 771
Characters: 146
 
 
EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR

A boy was walking on d road in fully rainy nite.

A grl came wth umrella & said to him
"Hello cutyee u cn share my umbrella"

Boy replied" it's ok sister,m alright"..N went


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Submitted By: Sidharath on 14 -Dec-2010  View: 4192
Characters: 269
 
 
Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai

Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai




Underwear Ka :-)

Agar Tume Meri Purani Underwear Chaiye
To Le Jana


Hat Pagal Ab
Thanks Bolkar Dost Ko Rulaiga kya :-(




Submitted By: Rajat on 14 -Dec-2010  View: 1279
Characters: 167
 
 
Kaun pyara- saas ya sasur?

Saas ne apne sab damaadon ki muhabbat aazmane k
liye un k saamne dariya mein chlaang laga di.
Pahle damaad ne use bacha liya,
use saas ki taraf se car mil gayi...
2nd day yahi


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Submitted By: Katyal on 10 -Dec-2010  View: 2268
Characters: 450
 
 
HMARE DESH KI LADKIYO Ki KHOJ

Amrica-Mobile Hmari Khoj H.
China-Sm Crd Hmari Khoj H.
Japan-Sms Hmari Khoj H.
Korya-Blututh Hmri Khoj H.
INDIA-MISS CALL HMARE DESH KI LADKIYO Ki KHOJ H.




Submitted By: Sunidhi on 10 -Dec-2010  View: 1403
Characters: 158
 
 
A rose is always a rose

A rose is always a rose
whether its in a golden pot
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in the dustbin.
same way u r always my friend
whether u r in dental hospital
or
mental hospital......




Submitted By: Vivek on 10 -Dec-2010  View: 820
Characters: 163
 
 
Will u die 4 me?

Boy-i can do anythng 4u.
Gal-Will u die 4 me?
Boy- ya.
Gal-Will u delete ur facebook a\c 4 me?

Boy- ja behan ja,
tu ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rhe hnge:-D




Submitted By: Deepak on 10 -Dec-2010  View: 918
Characters: 164
 
 
Rab kare Apko sab mile

Rab kare Apko sab mile jaise:
Shkti
Bhkti
Rupyaa
Bangla
Style
Smile
Persnalty
Popularty
Car
PYAR









OR kya dekh rahe ho? LaaLCHi..




Submitted By: Bali on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 1022
Characters: 156
 
 
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