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Raise ur hand if

Raise ur hand if you wud add ur boss
as a Facebook friend.
Nw wd da other hand slap yourself in the face.




Submitted By: Rajat on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 838
Characters: 109
 
 
Why light house was built near the beach?

Why light house was built near the beach?

Think

think

think

think

think

becoz we cant build a beach near light house.




Submitted By: Bali on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 760
Characters: 135
 
 
Shyam singh ka mobile

Nepali -Uuu Shaabji ye shyam singh ka
mobile kaha milega
Salesman - pta nhi
Nepali -Addres to isi dukan ka hai
Salseman - Abey ye shyam singh nhi, SAMSUNG hai.




Submitted By: Varun on 21 -Nov-2010  View: 1021
Characters: 163
 
 
Good Parents says

Good Parents says do only arrange marriage,
Better parents says do whatever u like
but best parents says beta LUV tum karo
Arrange hum kara denge!!




Submitted By: Anil on 14 -Nov-2010  View: 778
Characters: 151
 
 
Apki Ek Tasveer Chahiye

Na Dill ko Behlaane Ke Liye.

Na Ghar Me Sajaane Ke Liye.

Bas Apki Ek Tasveer Chahiye Hume.

Apne Ghar Se Chuhey or billi Bhagaane Ke Liye..




Submitted By: Hardeep on 14 -Nov-2010  View: 971
Characters: 147
 
 
Naraj mat hona

Ek Baat bolu


naraj mat hona

bol du

soch lo

mai

Apse

Bahut

Pyar



se keh raha hu SMS kar dia karo
nahi to tumhra Mobile chori karwa
dunga.




Submitted By: Varun on 14 -Nov-2010  View: 1093
Characters: 169
 
 
In lyf we sumtyms feel tht all doors r closed..

In lyf we sumtyms feel tht all doors r closed..

If this happns to u,.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Contact DAYA on

daya_laat@CID.com

he is expert in breaking doors.




Submitted By: Rajat on 14 -Oct-2010  View: 862
Characters: 165
 
 
Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza moat k
baad hi hota hai.

For example
.
.
.
.

zinda chicken
Rs 160/-
TandOori chicken Rs480/-
;->




Submitted By: Rajat on 11 -Oct-2010  View: 725
Characters: 139
 
 
Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi

Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha

Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye

To Mujhe Ehsas Hua

K

ÔÇťAkelay Hi Sukoon Tha.;-(;-(




Submitted By: Anil on 11 -Oct-2010  View: 983
Characters: 153
 
 
Nindo me khwab achcha lagata hai

Khushbu me gulab achha lagta hai,
nindo me khwab achha lagta hai,
aap hume S.M.S kare ya na kare,
hume aapki kanjushi ka andaaj achha lagta hai.




Submitted By: Sahil on 08 -Oct-2010  View: 835
Characters: 147
 
 
Jane anjane me agar humne

Jane
anjane
me
agar
HUMNE
aapka
dil
dukhaya
ho,
kabhi
tang
kiya
ho,
galti
ki
ho
uske
liye










jo
aapse
ho
sakta
hai
karlo
Hum
Nahi SUDHREN


...... Read more Read Full Content

Submitted By: Mohit on 03 -Oct-2010  View: 1313
Characters: 187
 
 
Beh Na Saki Wo Ashkon Ki Dhara

Beh Na Saki Wo Ashkon Ki Dhara
Jo Aankho Se Behni Thi...
.
.
.
Chahte The Uska "Pallu" Pakad K Roye...
...Par Kambakht Ne Us Din
"Jeans-T.Shirt" Pehni Thi...




Submitted By: Satish on 03 -Oct-2010  View: 816
Characters: 164
 
 
A sweet poem Especially for u

A sweet poem Especially for u;

Eat bread with butter,

Cut pencil with cutter,

When you forget me,


U will definetely fall in Gutter.. He he he.
:-)




Submitted By: Hardeep on 09 -Sep-2010  View: 789
Characters: 161
 
 
Angels live in heaven

When I waz a kid my mom told me
dat angels live in heaven
Now i know,it is nt true
coz,if angels live in heaven,
.
.
den,y Im here???
:-)




Submitted By: Vivek on 01 -Sep-2010  View: 709
Characters: 144
 
 
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai Badal

Arz Hai..

Mere Kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal..

Wah wah...
Wah wah...

Mere Kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal..

Main Likhta Hun Kuch Bhi..
Aur Padhte Hai Pagal..




Submitted By: Anil on 01 -Sep-2010  View: 758
Characters: 159
 
 
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