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Ab aapki kya taarif karu

Phoolon se khubsurat koi nahi,
sagar se geharaa koi nahi,
ab aapki kya taarif karu,
dosti me aap jaisa nalaayak koi nahi!




Submitted By: Tarun on 29 -Aug-2010  View: 905
Characters: 124
 
 
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI

Kutte ko Murgi se pyar tha
Usne MUrgi se sadi ki
Thode time baad Murgi ne Khrgosh ko Jnam diya

Ye sb kya he?


AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI




Submitted By: Bali on 29 -Aug-2010  View: 2478
Characters: 144
 
 
Nayi padosan ki khidki khuli

nayi padosan ki khidki khuli
uski zulfien udi,
mene socha ki shayad is baar kismat khuli
par afsos wo din itwaar tha

or khuli zulfon wala sardar tha




Submitted By: Vivek on 25 -Aug-2010  View: 2066
Characters: 154
 
 
Gussa ho!

Gussa ho!
HuMaRA SMS NAHI ata isliye
YE LO
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms
sms
sms
sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS
sMs
SmS
sMs
STYLE WALE BHI LO
$M$
$m$
$M$
ab khush.




Submitted By: Satish on 09 -Aug-2010  View: 1046
Characters: 176
 
 
Mujhe apne Sapne bhejo

A GF msgs her BF:-
Agar tum So rahe ho to mujhe apne Sapne bhejo

Jaag rahe ho to Yaadein bhejo

Ro rahe ho to Aansu bhejo.

BF replies: Potty kar raha hun.;-




Submitted By: Suchitra on 31 -Jul-2010  View: 1119
Characters: 165
 
 
Aapki surat kitni pyari hai

Aapki surat kitni pyari hai,

khuda ne apne hatho se sawari hai,

kisi our se shadi na karlena.

apke intzar me Mayawati aaj tak kuwari hai.




Submitted By: Vivek on 31 -Jul-2010  View: 969
Characters: 146
 
 
If we lose pen

Heart touchin quote-

If we lose pen V can buy new one,bt
If V lose pen cap v cant buy nw 1
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dats y i care 4 all my dhakkans....
:-)




Submitted By: Tarun on 28 -Jul-2010  View: 743
Characters: 160
 
 
An arabic prayer

'Al hulam mulla hab habi
hullam bin musal hakrit al
habibl lul muqammil'
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u hv just read an arabic prayer 2 lose
ur hair n teeth in 7days.
Aameen...:-D




Submitted By: Sidharath on 28 -Jul-2010  View: 739
Characters: 168
 
 
Puja dil me hoti hai Mandir me nhi

Nasha ankho me hota he Sharab me nahi,
Puja dil me hoti hai Mandir me nhi,
Rishte SMS karne se badte hai..
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.
BESHARMO ki tarah sms padhne se nhi...




Submitted By: Katyal on 28 -Jul-2010  View: 938
Characters: 154
 
 
Marte dum tak msg krte rahenge

Hum aapko satate rahenge,
Marte dum tak msg krte rahenge,
Aur jis din msg nhi aya smjh lena...!
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Agle din karunga.




Submitted By: Varun on 28 -Jul-2010  View: 825
Characters: 127
 
 
Do something which makes my heart beat faster

Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D




Submitted By: Satish on 23 -Jul-2010  View: 734
Characters: 141
 
 
Kuch log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain

Kuch log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain,
Jinhe yad kr k dil khush ho jata h aur jinko bhulana namumkin h,

Aap
unhi me se
ek



ka SMS padh rahe ho.




Submitted By: Rajat on 17 -Jul-2010  View: 925
Characters: 160
 
 
It's MONSOON

It's MONSOON
&
I'm sure U must b
felng Romantic Also
b felng like Going
Out in d Rain,
Dancing..
Sing Songs
in Splash Water
hmm.....

Well
every FROG feels d same




Submitted By: Anil on 16 -Jul-2010  View: 1133
Characters: 174
 
 
Blood grp B+ve, urgently needs 2 bottles

Pls pass dis SMS to al ur Frens..
A person,
vth blood grp B+ve,
urgently needs
2 bottles..
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of Kingfisher Beer chilled Vth chicken Tikka




Submitted By: Sunidhi on 16 -Jul-2010  View: 755
Characters: 157
 
 
Smile 2 Old means Respect

Smile 2 Old means Respect
Smile 2 Child mean Innocence
Smile 2 Fren means Care
Smile in front of Mob,
A mental case!
.
Still smiling?




Submitted By: Deepak on 16 -Jul-2010  View: 682
Characters: 142
 
 
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