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Why engineering studnts happy after watchin 3 IDIO

Why engineering studnts happy after watchin 3 IDIOTS..?






Ans- ab delivery doctor nahi engineer krnge..
One more source of plcement after
engineering
GDMg G




Submitted By: Bali on 14 -Jul-2010  View: 815
Characters: 170
 
 
TUMARE ps kya hai

Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,
4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,
TUMARE ps kya hai,
POOR man- Mere pas Beta hai,
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Jiski gfrnd
teri beti h ;-)




Submitted By: Bali on 10 -Jul-2010  View: 829
Characters: 169
 
 
Best way 2 propose a girl

Best way 2 propose a girl.
Take her 2 sea,
Say her 2 sit in a boat.
Then take d boat in d middle of sea.
Then say 'Marry Me' or 'Leave My Boat'.




Submitted By: Suresh on 04 -Jul-2010  View: 815
Characters: 148
 
 
New punishment for mobile owners

New punishment for mobile owners:-
Miss cal k liye jail,
SMS ke liye faansi,
Call k liye umar quaid,
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Tum mat daro yaar!
Kanjuso ko to "Medal" milega...@




Submitted By: Suresh on 15 -Jun-2010  View: 853
Characters: 163
 
 
Delhi mein barf giri

Ooo!! Hello..
News dekhi??
Delhi mein barf giri.
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1 admin cycle pe baraf le ja
raha tha..
Gir gayi :-D :-D




Submitted By: Dinesh on 11 -Jun-2010  View: 1126
Characters: 125
 
 
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi,
Sab log usey Akbar bulate
the.

Kyu??


socho!

Thoda aur.

Nahi pata kya?

kyunki Akbar uska naam tha.




Submitted By: Tarun on 19 -May-2010  View: 928
Characters: 143
 
 
Main tumhare letters ke tickets

Gf- Main tumhare letters ke tickets
ko chumti thi kyunki unhe tumhare LIPS
ne chhua hoga.

BF- Par main to unhe apne kutte ki
naak se gila karke chipkata tha.




Submitted By: Bali on 17 -May-2010  View: 880
Characters: 164
 
 
The Best Relation

The Best
Relation Ever Is
Between TWO
EYES..
They Blink
Together
Move Together
Cry Together
See Together
And
Sleep Together
Still They Never
See Each Others
But When T


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Submitted By: Vivek on 23 -Apr-2010  View: 863
Characters: 298
 
 
No SMS's

No Visits..

no calls..

no SMS's...

no letters...


no missed calls..


I'm worried...


Kya hua "Zoo waalon ne dobara
pakad liye kya?




Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 812
Characters: 152
 
 
Buying new clothes!

A thought-
we all spend lot of money for buying
new clothes!
but never realize that best times r
enjoyed without clothes!!
;-)




Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 704
Characters: 132
 
 
1 missed call hee maar de

Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
apni awaaz nahi sunaani to mat suna
kam se kam 1 missed call hi maar de




Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 866
Characters: 142
 
 
Pimple pimple little star

Pimple pimple little star,
saare kanjus mere yaar,
joh mujhe Phone ya SMS naa kare,
uske mooh par pimple ho jaaye chaar,
baar baar lagataar.




Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1017
Characters: 144
 
 
Mujhe sms nahi kiya to

Roz logon se aapke pange honge
roz aapke ghar mein dange honge
yaad rakhna mujhe sms nahi kiya
to aapke 420 bacche honge
aur sab luchche,
lafange aur ganje honge




Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 888
Characters: 167
 
 
Aansoo baha baha kar dariya

Aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana
diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana
diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
Shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana
diya.




Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 773
Characters: 157
 
 
Smile takes 1000 people to death?

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000
people to death?
save the world�
so plz start teeth brushing regularly




Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 787
Characters: 113
 
 
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