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Arranged marriage and love marriage
Arranged marriage is "While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u"
But Love marriage is dancing in front of a cobra
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saying, chuma chuma de de......;-)
Submitted By: Vikram on 24 -Feb-2011 View: 1640
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Complete & Finished
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
Submitted By: Vikram on 26 -Jan-2011 View: 1264
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Lecture on ill effcts of drinking
Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
Submitted By: Vikram on 26 -Jan-2011 View: 1234
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Khane mein kya banaogi?
Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife:Jo aap kaho
H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge
H: to chhole puri ban
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Submitted By: Vivek on 11 -Jan-2011 View: 1696
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Girlfriend is like MOBILE
Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE
No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE
Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the tim
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Submitted By: Vivek on 04 -Jan-2011 View: 1495
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