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Arranged marriage and love marriage

Arranged marriage is "While u r walking unfortunately a snake bites u"
But Love marriage is dancing in front of a cobra
&
saying, chuma chuma de de......;-)




Submitted By: Vikram on 24 -Feb-2011  View: 1640
 
 
Complete & Finished

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.




Submitted By: Vikram on 26 -Jan-2011  View: 1264
 
 
Lecture on ill effcts of drinking

Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...




Submitted By: Vikram on 26 -Jan-2011  View: 1234
 
 
Khane mein kya banaogi?

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife:Jo aap kaho
H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge
H: to chhole puri ban


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Submitted By: Vivek on 11 -Jan-2011  View: 1696
 
 
Girlfriend is like MOBILE

Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)

At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE

No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE

Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the tim


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Submitted By: Vivek on 04 -Jan-2011  View: 1495
 
 
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