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Oldest animal

Riya: Which is the oldest animal?
Raju: Don\'t know!
Riya: Try! Raju! Try!
Raju: Don\'t know
Riya: The oldest animal is ZEBRA
because it is black & white!




Submitted By: Krishti on 29 -Jun-2011  View: 329
 
 
U scored zero

Madam to student : u scored zero.
Student proudly moves his hand thru his
hairs.
Madam : idiot, u scored zero marks. Not zero
dandruff.




Submitted By: Katyal on 24 -Apr-2011  View: 443
 
 
Bachon wada kro

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi


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Submitted By: Vivek on 24 -Jan-2011  View: 382
 
 
Dimag ya paisa

1 taraf paisa,
1 taraf dimag

Kya loge?

boy: paisa

teacher:galat, agar main hoti to dimag leti

boy: jiske pas jo nahi vo wahi lega n




Submitted By: Sunidhi on 10 -Dec-2010  View: 277
 
 
P.H.D ka matlab

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai
GOLU - P.H.D.
Tchr - kya matlab
GOLU - Pajama Holding device



so alwys holds yr P.H.D

hurrr.......




Submitted By: Tarun on 29 -Aug-2010  View: 327
 
 
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Posted on: 07-09-2011
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