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Itne kam MARKS?

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale Master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.




Submitted By: Harpreet on 19 -Feb-2010  View: 1285
 
 
Apple saath laya hoon

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa: Tu Gangub


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Submitted By: Deepak on 19 -Feb-2010  View: 1305
 
 
Santa Gangubai ke ghar

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai




Submitted By: Deepak on 19 -Feb-2010  View: 1538
 
 
Santa Banta find a bomb

Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.
Banta:What if one of them explodes before we get there?
Santa: Don't worry about it,
We'l


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Submitted By: Bali on 15 -Feb-2010  View: 1200
 
 
Valentine Gift

Sharma to Banta:- Yaar koi aisa Valentine gift
bataao jo seedha teri bhabhi ke dil per lage ?
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Banta: Goli maar de..




Submitted By: Sidharath on 15 -Feb-2010  View: 1129
 
 
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