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Santa orders for chicken in a dhaaba
Santa orders for chicken in a dhaaba..
When d cook started chopping onions for it,
Santa shouted:-"ULLU KE PATTHE"
pyaaz Mat Daal Navrate H...!
Jai mata di.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1152
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Yaar toothbrush dena
SANTA:Yaar toothbrush dena mere
brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai.
Dukandar:1 bal toota to naya Kyu le rahe ho?
SANTA: jo tuta hai wo akhri tha..
Submitted By: Vivek on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 1120
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Santa ki zabardast
pitaayi ho gai
Jewellery shop me ek Santa ki zabardast
pitaayi ho gai.
Kyun?
Usne sales girls se kaha "Aapki ek ek 'item' gazab
ki hai. 'Sone' ka kya rate lengi."
Submitted By: Satish on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 3138
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Apki shakl meri biwi ki tarah hai
Santa aeroplane m safar kar raha tha.
Airhostess ne muskurakar uska abhivadn
kiya.
Santa bola apki shakl meri biwi ki tarah hai
airhostess ne use ek thapd mara.
Santa s
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Submitted By: Sahil on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 1471
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Tumhare jeevan me 6 ladkiyan aayengi
Pandit: Tumhare jeevan me 6 ladkiyan aayengi.
Santa: Wow, kya baat hai.
Pandit: Zyada khush hone ki baat nahi hai.
1 gharwali & 5 betiyan hai...
Submitted By: Sidharath on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 1265
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