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Kal raat 3 Ghante tak English Film Dekhi

Santa:Kal raat 3 Ghante tak English
Film Dekhi... Na koi awaaz Na koi SCENE..!
Banta:Film ka naam kya tha?
Santa: "NO DISC INSERTED".




Submitted By: Hardeep on 26 -Mar-2010  View: 1181
 
 
Govt promised jiske 5 bachche hain use ghar degi

Govt promised jiske 5 bachche hain
use ghar degi.
Santa had 3.
Wife se- Padosan k 2 b mere hai unko
lata hu.(Lane k bad)apne 3 kaha gaye?
Wife-Jinke the wo le gaye.




Submitted By: Tarun on 26 -Mar-2010  View: 1096
 
 
Santa was filling up a job application

Rahul was filling up a job application..
He came to d column 'SALARY EXPECTED'..

After much thought he wrote- 'YES'!!!




Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Mar-2010  View: 1091
 
 
Plz bike tez mat chalao!

Wife- Plz bike tez mat chalao! Mujhe darr lag raha hai.
Santa- Agar tujhe bhi darr lag raha hai to meri tarah aankhein band kar le.




Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010  View: 1074
 
 
Santa in KBC

KBC me Amitabh- Wat's ur father's name??
Santa- [kuch bola nahi]
Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!
Santa- Sir option to dijiye!!




Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Mar-2010  View: 1773
 
 
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