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Sant Kabir Ji ne kaha hai
Sant Kabir Ji ne kaha hai:
Kal kare so aj kar aaj kare so ab.
Intelligent Santa ne puchha: Ab mujhe koi ye bataye ke kal aane wali potty
ko aj kaise kare?;-)
Submitted By: Harpreet on 31 -Jul-2010 View: 2097
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I opened a jewellery shop
Santa: Last year I opened a jewellery shop.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: I was caught red handed by the jeweller.
Submitted By: Harpreet on 04 -Jul-2010 View: 1246
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All Cards Accepted
Waiter gives bill to Santa.
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
Santa: So what? You have written there 'All Cards Accepted'.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 04 -Jul-2010 View: 1219
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A sincere Traffic Police was suspended
Santa: A sincere Traffic Police was suspended from his job.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he charged the Ambulance for over speed.
Submitted By: Govind on 04 -Jul-2010 View: 1229
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Santa 1st time plane par baitha
Santa 1st time plane par baitha:
jase hi plane k agla tyre upar utha
santa pilot ko marne lga or bola
'Mai pehle hi dara hua hu or tu
stunt maar rha hai'
Submitted By: Suresh on 15 -Jun-2010 View: 1266
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