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Sant Kabir Ji ne kaha hai

Sant Kabir Ji ne kaha hai:
Kal kare so aj kar aaj kare so ab.

Intelligent Santa ne puchha: Ab mujhe koi ye bataye ke kal aane wali potty
ko aj kaise kare?;-)




Submitted By: Harpreet on 31 -Jul-2010  View: 2097
 
 
I opened a jewellery shop

Santa: Last year I opened a jewellery shop.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: I was caught red handed by the jeweller.




Submitted By: Harpreet on 04 -Jul-2010  View: 1246
 
 
All Cards Accepted

Waiter gives bill to Santa.
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
Santa: So what? You have written there 'All Cards Accepted'.




Submitted By: Swapneel on 04 -Jul-2010  View: 1219
 
 
A sincere Traffic Police was suspended

Santa: A sincere Traffic Police was suspended from his job.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he charged the Ambulance for over speed.




Submitted By: Govind on 04 -Jul-2010  View: 1229
 
 
Santa 1st time plane par baitha

Santa 1st time plane par baitha:
jase hi plane k agla tyre upar utha
santa pilot ko marne lga or bola
'Mai pehle hi dara hua hu or tu
stunt maar rha hai'




Submitted By: Suresh on 15 -Jun-2010  View: 1266
 
 
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