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Santa was caught for speeding
Santa was caught for speeding and went
before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days
or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money
Submitted By: Anil on 11 -May-2010 View: 1146
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The heart of the country
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed
"The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Submitted By: Bali on 11 -May-2010 View: 1071
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Psycho The Rapist
One day Santa goes to a library and asks for a book.
The beautiful librarian asks him the name of the book.
Santa: "Psycho The Rapist"
Librarian searches for the book for a long
......
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Submitted By: Satish on 05 -Apr-2010 View: 2401
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Word that has more than 100 letters
Manager asked Santa at an iterview
can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?
Santa replied:POSTBOX
Submitted By: Sidharath on 26 -Mar-2010 View: 1152
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Santa was busy remov'g wheels from his car
Santa was busy remov'g wheels from his car.
Banta:Pahiye kyun khol rahe ho?
Santa:Saale Anpadh gawaar!
Samne likha hai -Parking for 2 wheelers only..!
Submitted By: Rajat on 26 -Mar-2010 View: 1102
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