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Santa was caught for speeding

Santa was caught for speeding and went
before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days
or Rs 3000.

Santa: I think I'll take the money




Submitted By: Anil on 11 -May-2010  View: 1146
 
 
The heart of the country

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed
"The heart of the country"?

Santa: It beats, beats, beats.




Submitted By: Bali on 11 -May-2010  View: 1071
 
 
Psycho The Rapist

One day Santa goes to a library and asks for a book.
The beautiful librarian asks him the name of the book.
Santa: "Psycho The Rapist"
Librarian searches for the book for a long


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Submitted By: Satish on 05 -Apr-2010  View: 2401
 
 
Word that has more than 100 letters

Manager asked Santa at an iterview
can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?
Santa replied:POSTBOX




Submitted By: Sidharath on 26 -Mar-2010  View: 1152
 
 
Santa was busy remov'g wheels from his car

Santa was busy remov'g wheels from his car.
Banta:Pahiye kyun khol rahe ho?
Santa:Saale Anpadh gawaar!
Samne likha hai -Parking for 2 wheelers only..!




Submitted By: Rajat on 26 -Mar-2010  View: 1102
 
 
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