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Monkeys Play Football in my Dreams
Santa: When I sleep, Monkeys
Play Football in my Dreams.
Dr: No Prblm, just Take this Medicine Before U Sleep.
Santa: Kal se Lunga, Aaj Raat Final hai!!
Submitted By: Vivek on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 1140
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Santa ki AMMA mar gayi
Santa ki AMMA mar gayi,
1 admi bola AMMA mujhe bh le jaati,
do char aur bole Amma hame bh le jaati,
SANTA bola chup ho jao kamino.
AMMA kya TATA SUMO karke gayi h
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Submitted By: Harpreet on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 1448
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Banta joins Army
Banta joins Army, given AK 47,
He's puzzled & asks Major:Sir, yeh bandook
ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major:Kisi bhi taraf rakho,
faida desh ka hi hoga.
Submitted By: Vikram on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 1226
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Phone kita par tu nahi chukiya
Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar
phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-Kyon chukan,
jehda main 30 rupaiye de ke gaana
luwaya hai ohnu tera peo sunuga..
Submitted By: Sahil on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 1097
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Santa Naha raha tha
Santa naha rha tha,
dost ne awaz lagai,
santa nanga hi bahar aa gaya
dost-kuch to pahen leta yaar,
santa bhag k andar gaya aur
“chappal pahen kar aa gaya.
Submitted By: Harpreet on 09 -Mar-2010 View: 1374
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