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Sara syllabus padh liya
Burraaah......
sara syllabus padh liya...
bas books aur notes padhne reh
gaye hain...
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1699
Characters: 98
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If i have 8 hrs 2 study
Lincoln: if i have 8 hrs 2 cut a tree i
spend 7 hrs in sharpening axe!
gr8 student: if i have 8 hrs 2 study i
spend 7 hrs for searching book..!
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1483
Characters: 148
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Importance of scoring 33.
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33
runs.
dravid: what happened,
its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: yes,
but the students understand the
importance of scoring 33.
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1425
Characters: 167
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A typical student
A typical student (like us)
flips a coin & thinks..
heads aaya to i'll go to sleep,
tails to i'll watch movie..
stands- i'll listen to music,
stays in air- i'll study!
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Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1344
Characters: 191
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Lecturer greater as compared to a mother???
Why is a lecturer greater as
compared to a mother???
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coz a mother can put only 1 child to
sleep..
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but a lecturer can put a whole class to
sleep!!!!
;-)
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1347
Characters: 169
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Books r holy
Principles of student life-
1] luv ur bed,
its ur temple!
2] relax in d day so that u can sleep at night.
3] books r holy,
so dont touch them.
4] dont do something tomorrow,
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Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1345
Characters: 370
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
unhe chahna ek bhool hai,
jo unki soch me gul hai,
uski compartment ke chances
full hai
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1376
Characters: 124
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Exam's are like GIRL FRIENDS
Exam's are like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
Questions.
2.Difficult to
Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed.
4.Result is
always
"DOUBTFULL"
Submitted By: Harpreet on 11 -Apr-2010 View: 1281
Characters: 148
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Songs V/S Education
Songs V/S Education
COLLEGE-
apni to pathshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION-
idhar chala mai udhar chala.
MATHS-
ajib dastan hai ye kaha shuru kaha
khatam
XAM-
Zehrili raate
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Submitted By: Harpreet on 09 -Apr-2010 View: 1549
Characters: 317
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Mujhe papa mat kehna
Papa- pappu! is baar tu fail hua to mujhe papa mat kehna!,
result k baad,
papa- beta result kaisa raha?,
pappu- kitni baar mana kia hai k ghar aate hi
dimaag mat kh
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Submitted By: Swapneel on 29 -Mar-2010 View: 1550
Characters: 205
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Y students fail in exam?
Y students fail in exam?,
Coz,
8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days,
365-122=243,
Summer holidays=61 days,
243-61=182,
Sunday in a year=52days,
182-52=130,
Festival holidays=40
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Submitted By: Sunidhi on 29 -Mar-2010 View: 1599
Characters: 424
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All my books were singing a song!
Yesterday in my dreams,
all my books were singing a song!
Guess which one??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
Zara zara hold me hold me hold me!!!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1430
Characters: 168
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All exams postponed
Tomorrow all schools & colleges
will b closed!
just inform to all..
all exams will also b postponed!
kyuki
ROSY miss ka kutta mar gaya!!
wooooooo.....
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1481
Characters: 166
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All march exams have been Cancelled
HEY GUD NEWS-
All march exams have been Cancelled coz of Swine-flu..
To confirm, see d website- www.ajab-bachhon-k-gajab-sapne.com
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1433
Characters: 136
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Ghajini dekhne ke baad andaza hua ke
Ghajini dekhne ke baad andaza hua
ke main bhi kuch Amir Khan se kam
nahi hoon ..
Main bhi parhta hun, samjhta hun
Phir 15 mints baad bhool jata hoon
Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1433
Characters: 156
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