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Sara syllabus padh liya

Burraaah......


sara syllabus padh liya...


bas books aur notes padhne reh
gaye hain...




Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1212
Characters: 98
 
 
If i have 8 hrs 2 study

Lincoln: if i have 8 hrs 2 cut a tree i
spend 7 hrs in sharpening axe!

gr8 student: if i have 8 hrs 2 study i
spend 7 hrs for searching book..!




Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1157
Characters: 148
 
 
Importance of scoring 33.

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33
runs.
dravid: what happened,
its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: yes,
but the students understand the
importance of scoring 33.




Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1099
Characters: 167
 
 
A typical student

A typical student (like us)
flips a coin & thinks..
heads aaya to i'll go to sleep,

tails to i'll watch movie..
stands- i'll listen to music,

stays in air- i'll study!




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Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1057
Characters: 191
 
 
Lecturer greater as compared to a mother???

Why is a lecturer greater as
compared to a mother???
.
.
coz a mother can put only 1 child to
sleep..
.
.
but a lecturer can put a whole class to
sleep!!!!
;-)




Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1071
Characters: 169
 
 
Books r holy

Principles of student life-
1] luv ur bed,
its ur temple!
2] relax in d day so that u can sleep at night.
3] books r holy,
so dont touch them.
4] dont do something tomorrow,



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Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1058
Characters: 370
 
 
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
unhe chahna ek bhool hai,
jo unki soch me gul hai,
uski compartment ke chances
full hai




Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1090
Characters: 124
 
 
Exam's are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exam's are like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
Questions.
2.Difficult to
Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed.
4.Result is
always
"DOUBTFULL"




Submitted By: Harpreet on 11 -Apr-2010  View: 985
Characters: 148
 
 
Songs V/S Education

Songs V/S Education
COLLEGE-
apni to pathshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION-
idhar chala mai udhar chala.
MATHS-
ajib dastan hai ye kaha shuru kaha
khatam
XAM-
Zehrili raate


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Submitted By: Harpreet on 09 -Apr-2010  View: 1209
Characters: 317
 
 
Mujhe papa mat kehna

Papa- pappu! is baar tu fail hua to mujhe papa mat kehna!,



result k baad,



papa- beta result kaisa raha?,
pappu- kitni baar mana kia hai k ghar aate hi
dimaag mat kh


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Submitted By: Swapneel on 29 -Mar-2010  View: 1072
Characters: 205
 
 
Y students fail in exam?

Y students fail in exam?,
Coz,
8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days,
365-122=243,
Summer holidays=61 days,
243-61=182,
Sunday in a year=52days,
182-52=130,
Festival holidays=40


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Submitted By: Sunidhi on 29 -Mar-2010  View: 1214
Characters: 424
 
 
All my books were singing a song!

Yesterday in my dreams,
all my books were singing a song!

Guess which one??

.

.

Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
Zara zara hold me hold me hold me!!!




Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010  View: 1107
Characters: 168
 
 
All exams postponed

Tomorrow all schools & colleges
will b closed!

just inform to all..

all exams will also b postponed!

kyuki

ROSY miss ka kutta mar gaya!!

wooooooo.....




Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010  View: 1187
Characters: 166
 
 
All march exams have been Cancelled

HEY GUD NEWS-

All march exams have been Cancelled coz of Swine-flu..

To confirm, see d website- www.ajab-bachhon-k-gajab-sapne.com




Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Mar-2010  View: 1099
Characters: 136
 
 
Ghajini dekhne ke baad andaza hua ke

Ghajini dekhne ke baad andaza hua
ke main bhi kuch Amir Khan se kam
nahi hoon ..

Main bhi parhta hun, samjhta hun

Phir 15 mints baad bhool jata hoon




Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Mar-2010  View: 1120
Characters: 156
 
 
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