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Hoti hai mehnat SMS banane me
Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane,
Prem ki boli ko Zalim zamana kya jane,
hoti hai mehnat SMS banane me,
Ye Padhkar Delete karnewale kya jane.
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1612 Characters: 143
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Dil ke sabse kareeb hain
Mana aap sabse ajeej hain,
dil ke sabse kareeb hain,
na koi call na koi sms,
kya aap sudama se bhi
gareeb hai.
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1363 Characters: 114
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Jaisi marzi shakal banaalo
(!.!)crying
(';')angry
(':')bored
('-')proud
('o')hungry
(",)happy
('?')confused
(-.-)sleepy
jaisi marzi shakal banaalo
mere SMS to ayenge.
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1392 Characters: 152
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SMS nahi karte
Gazab ka nakhra hai,
ajeeb ye style hai,
SMS nahi karte aur kehte hai
mere pass MOBILE hai,
besharmi ki hadd to dekho,
ye padh kar bhi chehre
par smile hai.
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1331 Characters: 162
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Apko kabhi judai na mile
Khuda kare ke apko
kabhi judai na mile,
agar hame na karo SMS,
to kuch aisa ho ke,
mousum ho sardi ka,
aur apko rajai na mile
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1348 Characters: 131
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Tu chand mange
Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu,
tu jaan mange..
bas yaar
bhik mangne ki bhi ek
limit hoti hai..
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1310 Characters: 157
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Koi naya msg hai kya?
Koi naya msg hai kya?
agar hai to..
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to please 'delete' kar do,
kyuki.. jab msg bhejna nahi hai,
to rakh ke kya karoge...?
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1627 Characters: 153
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Jab teri yaad aati hai
Jab teri yaad aati hai to tere SMS padh
leti hu,
jab jyada yaad aati hai to SMS bhej
deti hu,
jab teri awaj sunna chahti hu
to ek pathhar utha ke kutte
ko maar deti hu
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1582 Characters: 173
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Its vry difficult to find a friend
In dis cruel world,
its vry difficult to find a
friend with a
beautiful heart
pure feelings
attractve personlty &
stylish luks
so.
nalayako kadar karo meri!!
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1322 Characters: 177
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Khaali hai bottle
Khaali hai bottle phir bhi piye ja raha
hoon,
zindagi se bore hoon phir bhi jiye ja
raha hoon,
kisi bhi kamine ka SMS nahi aa raha
hai,
phir bhi kamino ko SMS kiye ja raha
h
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Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1554 Characters: 183
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Kanjusi ke sare record
Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho,
bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho,
mahan hai aap ki kanjusi,
toilet ke lote mein bhi,
paani chhod dete ho.
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1994 Characters: 145
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Tum kya pyar jataoge
Tum kya pyar jataoge,
aji chhodiye tum kya pyar
jataoge,
hum keh rahe hain tum kya pyar
jataoge,
nikali agar chappal to bhagte najar,
aaoge.
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1481 Characters: 146
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Pareshan karte ho
Yaro ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
jab hum bol rahe hai to bakbak nahi
karte,
pareshan karte ho jab hum busy hote
hai,
ab hum free hai to SMS nahi karte.
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 2652 Characters: 157
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I was born smart
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
i was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1483 Characters: 98
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Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1426 Characters: 105
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