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Koi Ladka Faltu Ki Calls Ya Missed Calls Karta Ho

Pyari Ladkiyo..
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Agar Aap Logo Ko Mobile Pe Agar Koi Ladka Faltu Ki Calls Ya Missed Calls Karta Ho Toh..
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Uska Mobile Number OLX Pe Daal Kar Post Kar Do


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Submitted By: Vikram on 05 -Dec-2013  View: 894
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Tum "Whatsaap" Use Kerti ho?

Boys ka girls se number maangne ka
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Tum "Whatsaap" Use Kerti ho?




Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013  View: 637
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Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena

“Aakhon me noor hai”
“Chehre pe surour hai”
“Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena”
Q . k
Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai."




Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013  View: 612
Characters: 145
 
 
Sbse keh do k Main aaj bahut khush hun

Sbse keh do k Main aaj bahut khush
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Pichhli thand ki jacket nikaali to jaib
se 50 rupey
nikle
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")(" yeeee..ee


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Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013  View: 683
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HeIgHt Of DrEaMiNg

HeIgHt Of DrEaMiNg
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BiLL GaTeS CaMe In My DrEaM YeStErDaY NiGhT
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bhai ,
TeRe PaaS WiNdOw 7 Ki CD HaI.




Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013  View: 589
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India ke aadhe Ameer zaade

The problem is
India ke aadhe Ameer zaade apne baap ko nahi
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They just keep Asking others :
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"Tu jaanta hai mera Baap kaun hai?"




Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013  View: 771
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Engineering Is like

Engineering Is like a....
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out.....




Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013  View: 570
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Like my car, you drive me crazy

You’re like my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.




Submitted By: Vikram on 14 -Nov-2013  View: 557
Characters: 175
 
 
©©©CERTIFICATE©©©

kiki kuku kiki kuki kuku kiku kukuki kurrr..........................................................................................................................................


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Submitted By: ruby on 15 -Aug-2013  View: 841
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I broke up my relation.. :( :( :(

I broke up my relation.. :( :( :(
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr... :p :p
Hmary


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Submitted By: Vikram on 18 -Apr-2013  View: 761
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Aap mujhe lift denge

Girl:"Aap mujhe lift denge to main aapko apna
cell no. dun gi :))
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boy:"Jahan chaho wahanchhor dunga,
number vmber rehne do, bas 100 Rupees
ka petrol dalwa


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Submitted By: Vikram on 17 -Apr-2013  View: 812
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Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni C Kahani Hai

Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni C Kahani Hai
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Kuch Bachpan se Hum lofar Thy
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Kuch_Ap

@.DoSt.@ ki Meharbani Hai....




Submitted By: Vikram on 16 -Apr-2013  View: 721
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Fast and furious moment of childhood.

The fast and furious
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When guests go out of the house
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And u run like a rocket to eat the things
that served for them... :p :D




Submitted By: Vikram on 14 -Apr-2013  View: 726
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DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA,
Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA,
DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya
To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.




Submitted By: Vikram on 12 -Apr-2013  View: 740
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Sukhe hue talaab se jal maang rahe ho

Sukhe hue talaab se jal maang rahe ho,
Ujade hue baag se fal maang rahe ho,
Jo shaksh tumhe de nahi sakta ek maati ka khilona,
Us shaksh se tum Mobile Ka Recharge maag rahe ho




Submitted By: Vikram on 12 -Apr-2013  View: 707
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