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Do u rembr ur cute childhood
Do u rembr ur cute childhood
wen u went 2 a toy shop n
ask shopkeeper-antal antal ye monkey
titne kahai?
n shopkeeper replied beta ye monkey
nahi mirror h
Submitted By: Mohit on 21 -Nov-2010 View: 1032 Characters: 159
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ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Bahut Buri Lgti Hai ?
ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Bahut Buri Lgti Hai ?
Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle
apni adatein theek karo..!
ok
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 20 -Oct-2010 View: 1254 Characters: 142
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Smart people always say they r busy
Why smart people always say they r busy
Think?
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i will tell u later right now i am busy..
Submitted By: Tarun on 20 -Oct-2010 View: 1064 Characters: 180
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Kya tujhe 'Baygon' se maara?
2 cockroach ICU Me mei Admit the.
Pehla cockroach:
"Kya tujhe 'Baygon' se maara?"
DUSRA COCKROACH: Nahi re pagal Paragon se..
Submitted By: Satish on 14 -Oct-2010 View: 1020 Characters: 131
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Bachcho ka aadha kiraya
Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachcho
ka aadha kiraya lagta hai,
Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho,
Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,
Submitted By: Satish on 10 -Oct-2010 View: 1126 Characters: 135
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Janu, cross kr loge ki Utru !!
Height of Caring-
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Ek chiti hathi k upar baith kr jaa rahi thi,
Raste me kaccha pull aa jata hai..
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Usko dekh k chinti boli-
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Janu, cross kr loge ki Utru !!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 08 -Oct-2010 View: 1096 Characters: 166
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Washng powdr Nirma
Washng powdr Nirma
Washng powdr Nirma
Dudh se safedi Nirma se aye
Rangin kapra v khil khil jaye
Sabki pasand Nirma!
Bewakuf ko kuch v vejo parta zarur hai..
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 05 -Oct-2010 View: 1045 Characters: 165
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Engineer's wife delivered a baby
Engineer's wife delivered a baby
Wife send SMS to engineer husband,
"your circuit design came out".
Husband SMSed & asked:
"WITH ANTENNA or WITHOUT ANTENNA"?
Submitted By: Sahil on 05 -Oct-2010 View: 1153 Characters: 161
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Heights of Bravery
Heights of Bravery:
A late night
out....
U arrive home....
Fully Drunk....
Mom waiting with a Jhaadu &
U ask,
"Hey Mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho...!"
;-)
Submitted By: Satish on 05 -Oct-2010 View: 1051 Characters: 162
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How dare u cal me as Darling...?
Gal sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling!!!
She angrily: How dare u cal me as Darling...?
Begger: Den wat r u doin on my bed.
Submitted By: Satish on 05 -Oct-2010 View: 1012 Characters: 141
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Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Aj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota.
Submitted By: Vivek on 03 -Oct-2010 View: 996 Characters: 150
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Who's A woman?
Who's A woman?
1 who cn c a hair of a girl on their
husband's coat frm 20 meters away. Bt can't c a pillar frm 2
meters away while parking a car
Submitted By: Satish on 05 -Sep-2010 View: 948 Characters: 147
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HELICOPTER bheja hai
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AAPKA SMS lane k liye apna
PRIVATE HELICOPTER bheja hai
2-4 sms bhej do varna B0M gira dega.
Submitted By: Dinesh on 01 -Sep-2010 View: 1132 Characters: 147
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Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
1 ladki sadak pe akeli jaa rhi thi
piche se 1 boy ne-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Grl-bhag sale 3 din se lift le rhi hu aj
tak ghr nhi pahuchi
Submitted By: Vivek on 29 -Aug-2010 View: 1090 Characters: 143
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My mobile is bahut weep da
My mobile is bahut weep da,
Na eat da,
Na sleep da,
Na pehla vangu cheek da.
Mainu lagda eh tuhada SMS udeek da.
Submitted By: Harpreet on 29 -Aug-2010 View: 1003 Characters: 117
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