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Garmi aa gai hai

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Submitted By: Sahil on 23 -Apr-2010  View: 1143
Characters: 268
 
 
Peep

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Peep

Peep

Peep
Chalo jaldi betho

Abi or kanjoos
bhi
uthane hain,


SMS hi nhi krte

Sabko naale
me fainkna hai..




Submitted By: Bali on 23 -Apr-2010  View: 955
Characters: 168
 
 
Chameli thi

Nazr mili jab wo akeli thi,
dosti hui to wo Saheli thi,
Wa!
pyar hua to wo paheli thi,
dusre k sath bhag gayi,
tb pta chala wo us AREA ki
chameli thi..




Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1304
Characters: 157
 
 
Camera SMS

I am
sending
a Camera
SMS to U

Smile Plz,


Ready



1..



2.


3.&.Click


;****;
O( @..@ )O
"(---)"

Oye Hoye





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Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1106
Characters: 213
 
 
Na koi Call na koi SMS

Mana aap sabse ajeej hain,
Dil ke sabse kareeb hain,
Na koi Call na koi SMS,
Kya aap Sudama se bhi gareeb hain..




Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1736
Characters: 115
 
 
SMS free kya hue

Saavan aate hi murjaye hue
phool bhi khil jate hain,
SMS free kya hue,
aap jaise Chindi chor bhi
Shayar ban jate hain!!




Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1061
Characters: 123
 
 
Ladki se nasha hota hai

Ladki se nasha hota hai,
nashe se janun,
janun se mehnat,
mehnat se padhai,
padhai se Cariar,
isliye Cariar banane ke
liye ladki patana bahut
jaruri hai.




Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1143
Characters: 160
 
 
Achhe kapde pehente ho

Achhe kapde pehente ho,
aur pure style rakhte ho,
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho,
naak pochhna aata nahi,
aur haath me Mobile rakhte ho




Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 995
Characters: 150
 
 
How 2 increase positive thinking?

How 2 increase positive thinking?
?
?

Ans: Watch F TV Coz u always think
Theek hai ye nai to agli Model k kapde
me se kuch dikhega.
;-)




Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1099
Characters: 143
 
 
Reliance 2 Reliance is FREE

Mukesh 2 Anil Ambani.Mukesh: I want
to KISS ur Wife.
Anil: Ok but 40ps per minut.
Tina Shouted: Don't Cheat him,
Reliance 2 Reliance is FREE..




Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1050
Characters: 146
 
 
Title of Horror movies in IT Sector..

Appraisal ki Pyaas

Badla developer ka

Tester bana shaitan

Manager ki cheekh

Tadapti Delivery

Darinda PM

Client ka Kahaer!

Viraana Cubicle!

Khooni Call




Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 977
Characters: 174
 
 
Larki banate samay Bhagwan ne kaha ki

Larki banate samay Bhagwan ne kaha ki
achhi aur samajhdar larkiyan duniya k
har kone mein milengi.








Aur phir





Bhagwan ne duniya gol bana di


:-)




Submitted By: Dinesh on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1360
Characters: 177
 
 
Six Reasons y Indians cannot b Terrorists

Six Reasons y Indians cannot b Terrorists:-

1) We r always late and We will Miss the Flight Which Should be Hijacked...

2) With free Food and Drinks on Plane, we will forget


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Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 991
Characters: 471
 
 
Loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaaali

Loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaaali,
Loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaaali,
Ranjha boleya "Mitro tension kahdi,
mai kehra vyaali.."




Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 940
Characters: 136
 
 
Baniya & chinese in a train

Baniya & chinese in a train.
A mosquito enters.
The chinese catches
it&eats it.
Baniya sees this.
Anothr mosquito enters,
Baniya catches&ask d chinese
kharidega kya?




Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 956
Characters: 172
 
 
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