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If I kiss u & run
Ladka- If I kiss u & run,
wat vl u think??
Ladki- I'll think,
Ek bewakoof,
Jo poora paper attempt kar sakta tha,
sirf Roll no. likh k bhaag gaya!!.
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 890
Characters: 152
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Thandi hai coffee garam karlo
Thandi hai coffee garam karlo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda naram karlo.
Tumhare hote huye mera inbox khaali hai.
Thodi si to yaar sharam karlo!!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 863
Characters: 142
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Kya kar rahe ho??
Bas chali, Jhatka laga
1 ladka 1 ladki par ja gira.
Ladki boli, Badtamez! Kya kar rahe ho??
Ladka bola, Vidyapeeth University se BAMS!!
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 832
Characters: 138
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Socho agar Doctors films banate to
Socho agar Doctors films banate to
Title kya hota??
1] Kabhi khaansi Kabhi Dum
2] Kaho na bukhaar hai
3] T B No. 1
4]Kal patient ho na ho
5] Hum blood de chuke sanam!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 912
Characters: 172
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Baba Raamdev k chakkar me na padta
99 saal ka Buddha mar k swarg pahuncha!
Apsaraon ka Dance dekh kar bahut pachhtaya!
Bola- Baba Raamdev k chakkar me na padta to kabka yahan aa gaya hota!!
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 977
Characters: 156
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Gadho ki Race
Gadho ki Race..
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Fire
Abay Bhaag msg bad me padh.
Smile krne ki jarurat nhi hai.
Jaldi
bhaaaaaaaaggg.
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 881
Characters: 162
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Samandar k kinaare baithe hain
Samandar k kinaare baithe hain,
Kabhi to leher aayegi.
Kismat badle na badle,
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Atleast, CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 895
Characters: 135
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EFFECT OF RECESSION
EFFECT OF RECESSION..
Sign on d door of a Toilet!
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CONSERVE TOILET PAPER!
USE BOTH SIDES!!!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 831
Characters: 125
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I LIKE U
I LIKE U.
SERIOUSLY I LIKE U..
I DONNO HOW IT HAPPENED TO ME
BUT I LIKE U..
NOT ONLY U,
I LIKE V, W, X, Y, Z & ALL
OTHER LETTERS TOO.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 820
Characters: 147
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Next year IPL3 has been shifted to PAK
Next year IPL3 has been shifted to PAK!
Facilities offered by PAK govt-
Security by Al-Qaida n Talibaan,
Cheer girls dancing in Burkhas,
Missiles aftr every Four,
Bomd blast a
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Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 926
Characters: 232
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Ya khuda mujhe padhne ki taakat do
Ek Gadha Ro-Ro kar Dua kar
raha tha "Ya khuda mujhe padhne
ki taakat do"
Aaj Masha-ALLAH
Wo Ye Msg Bhi Padh Raha H.
Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 962
Characters: 123
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Nice dress!
Boy- Nice dress!
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Lipstick bhi acchhi hai..
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Make up bhi achha hai!
Girl- Thanx bhaiyya!
Boy- Phirbhi sundar nahi lag rahi.
Submitted By: Mukesh Rastogi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1743
Characters: 163
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Do u know swimming??
British- Do u know swimming??
Indian- No!
British- Dog is better than u! It swims!
Indian- Do u know swimming??
British- Yes!
Indian- Then wat is d differens betwn U & Dog?
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 929
Characters: 177
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B4 u judge a person
B4 u judge a person, Walk a mile in his shoes!
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who cares??
He's a mile away
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the shoes r urs!!
So run!!!
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 925
Characters: 155
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Lage raho saalon!
Band clinic k aage lambi line lagi thi.
Ek aadmi baar baar line me ghusta tha aur 3-4 log use pakad k peechhe kar dete the!
Aadmi- "Lage raho saalon! Main bhi clinic nahi kho
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Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 959
Characters: 189
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