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I'm Joking!!
BOY- My father's name is Laughing!
Mother's name is Smiling!
TEACHER- U must be Kidding!!
BOY- No, thats my brother!
I'm Joking!!
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 915
Characters: 141
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Healthy message
This msg has
NO FAT
NO CHOLESTEROL
NO ADDITIVES
It has
Natural Flavours of
LOVE
CARE
JOY
It contains
PRAYERS 4 U
IT is 100% Pure
Just like our F
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Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 951
Characters: 189
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Whr can u see MANGOES??
Whr can u see MANGOES??
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On Mango Tree?
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No!
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At Fruit shop?
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Wrong again!
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Fir kahan?
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Jaha jaha Woman Goes
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Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 916
Characters: 212
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Mard hamare ghar me bhi hain
Ek haathi romantic mood me ek
cheeti ko chhedta hai..
Cheeti gusse me hathni k paas jakar
kehti hai, "Apne aawara pati ko samjha
lo! Warna Mard hamare ghar me bhi hain.."
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 924
Characters: 176
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FINAL dekhne aya hu
1 ladki ki shadi me uska X boyfrnd bi
saj dhaj k gya.
1 admin ne usse pucha-tum dulhe ho kya?
X boyfrnd-nhi me to semiFinal me OUT ho
gya tha FINAL dekhne aya hu.
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 878
Characters: 166
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Jo mujhe bhool jaye
Jo mujhe bhool jaye uska mobile
toot jaye..
Charger jal jaye..
Local call pe STD ka bill aaye..
Har call pe roaming lag jaye!!!
AAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEN!!!!!
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1085
Characters: 158
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Achha dost kitni bhi baar rooth jaye
Achha dost kitni bhi baar rooth jaye,
usse mana lena chahiye!
Kyuki wo KAMEENA aapke saare raaz
janta hai!!!!!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 938
Characters: 117
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A tragic Love-story
A tragic Love-story:
A Pig fell in love with a Hen..
1 day they kissed each other!
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Next day,
the Pig died of Bird Flu!
& the Hen died of Swine Flu!!
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1166
Characters: 170
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Girl in 1980 and 2010
1980 girl- Pehla pehla pyaar hai,
Jiya bekaraar hai.
Aaja mere saajna tera intzaar hai!
2010 girl- 3ra 4tha pyaar hai,
Jiya bekaraar hai..
Aaja mere saajna nahi to
5va tayy
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Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 933
Characters: 188
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Ur Roaming facility has expired
Dear subscriber,
We're sorry to inform u that ur Roaming
facility has expired today!
Kindly return to
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ZOO!!
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IMMEDIATELY!!!
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 944
Characters: 155
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Jo pasand aayi wo mili nahi
Jo pasand aayi wo mili nahi,
jo mili wo jami nahi,
jo jami uske saath maza nahi aaya,
jiaske saath maza aaya wo
hamesha k liye rahi nahi!!!
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ajeeb hai ye naukri!!!!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1174
Characters: 176
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Why is industrial growth so slow in tamil nadu
Why is industrial growth so slow
in tamil nadu & kerela??
coz
86% work-time is spent on
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lifting
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folding
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&
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.holding d lungi.
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 937
Characters: 160
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Pyaar k side- effects!!
Dog & mosquito were in love!
1 day Mosquito gave love-bite to dog!
Dog got emotional & bite Mosquito!
Next day,
Mosquito died of Rabies &
Dog died of Malaria!!
Pyaar k side-
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Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 927
Characters: 189
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Can I replace it
A boy in 1st std- "Do u hug ur teddy
bear while sleeping at night??"
Girl- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d
rest of ur life???
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 904
Characters: 130
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Dil k operation ko Bypass kyun kehte hain??
Doctor girl 1- Dil k operation ko Bypass
kyun kehte hain??
Doctor girl 2- Kyuki agar operation theek
ho gaya to PASS! Warna hamesha k liye BYE BYE!!!
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 962
Characters: 152
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