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Ande ka tum kya karogi??
Ek murgi market gayi aur boli-"Ek anda
dena!"
Shopkeeper- Ande ka tum kya karogi??
Murgi- Mere pati ne kaha hai k 2 Rs k liye
tum apna figure kharaab mat karo!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 956
Characters: 167
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DRIVE SLOW board near Boy's school
Thr's always a DRIVE SLOW board near Boy's school, but not near Girls' college!
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WHY??
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Coz vehicles automatically go slow thr!!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 942
Characters: 152
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Loose motions ka bhi ilaaz karte ho kya??
A couple were together..
Girl- My head is paining!
Boy kissed her head!
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Girl- My neck is paining!
Boy kissed her neck!
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An old man asked- Beta loo
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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 989
Characters: 220
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Ek parinde ko machhli se pyaar ho
Ek parinde ko machhli se pyaar ho gaya!
Par wo dono milein to kaise??
Machhli paani chhod nahi sakti aur parinda paani me ja nahi sakta!
If u know d answer, reply!! ;-)
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Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 4080
Characters: 338
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I'm Bond, James Bond!!
Once James Bond met a Dog in a jungle &
said-
"I'm Bond, James Bond!!"
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Dog bites him & replies- "I'm kutta! Paagal kutta!!!"
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 990
Characters: 141
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Saas hove taa changi hove!
Saas hove taa changi hove!
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Gaur kijiyega!
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Saas hove taa changi hove!
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Nahin taa photo deewar te tangi hove!!!!
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 968
Characters: 148
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Mom, I want a Baby brother
KID- Mom, I want a Baby brother!
MOM- Son, ur dad is overseas! Wen he comes back, we'll talk over it!
KID- Why dont u just surprise him???....
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1002
Characters: 148
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I roar & d jungle fears!!
Lion comes across Pig & said- I roar & d jungle fears!!
Pig replies- Nowadays, I sneeze & d World fears!!!
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 980
Characters: 109
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Budhiya bomb!
Ek baar ek terrirorist ne ek budhiya k bag
me bomb rakh diya!
log chillaye- budhiya bomb! budhiya bomb!
budhiya sharma k boli- wo toh main jawani me thi.
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1017
Characters: 160
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Wo kya hai jo aadmi 2 taango par khada hoke karta
Madam- Wo kya hai jo aadmi 2 taango
par khada hoke karta hai par Dog 3 taango par??
Ravi- SHAKE HAND!
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MORAL- Ravi jaise samajhdar aur shareef baniye!!
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 935
Characters: 167
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Husband & wife r like tyres of a vehicle
Husband & wife r like tyres
of a vehicle!
if 1 punctures,
d vehicle cant move further!!
moral- always keep a spare tyre!!!
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 950
Characters: 130
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Kutta poonchh kyun hilata hai
Questn- Kutta poonchh kyun hilata hai??
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Answr- Kyunki poonchh me itni taqat nahi ki wo kutte ko hila sake!!!
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1036
Characters: 126
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Kabhi ye mat socho
Kabhi ye mat socho k aapki girlfriend
aapko kitna romantic msg bhejti hai..
ye socho k usko kisne bheja hoga!!!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 955
Characters: 115
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2 friends were attending a boring
2 friends were attending a boring
lecture..
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1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep.
2nd frd- I know! I heard it snore 3 times.
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 896
Characters: 143
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CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
CHANGING EXAM PATTERN-
In 1990- Answer all questions!!
In 2008- Write any 6 questions!!
In 2015- Read only questions!!
In 2020- Thanx for coming!! Aap aaye bahaar aayi!
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Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 899
Characters: 182
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