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A BAD NEWS FOR ALL YOUNG GALS
A BAD NEWS FOR ALL YOUNG GALS & GUYS-
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Dear, This Valentine is coming on Sunday!!
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Ab kya bol k ghar se nikloge???
Ha Ha!!
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Enjoy this Va
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Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 934
Characters: 203
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Archimede's love principle
Archimede's love principle-
Wen a heart is dipped partially or fully
in d love of a girl, then d loss in studies is equal to time spent in her
memories..
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 932
Characters: 158
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Before and after marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGE-
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BOY- YES at last! It was so hard to wait!
GIRL- Do u want me to leave?
BOY- No! Dont ever think abt it!
GIRL- Do u love me?
BOY- Of course
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Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 928
Characters: 516
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Our life begins with a CRY!
Our life begins with a CRY!
Our life ends with OTHERS' CRY!
Try to utilize this gap & laugh as much as possible between these cries!!
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 842
Characters: 135
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Making a million friends is not an achievement
Making a million friends is not an achievement..
The achievement is to make "A" friend who
will stand by u wen a million r against u..
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 917
Characters: 138
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3 lessons from 3 idiots movie
3 lessons from 3 idiots movie-
1] Do any work with Passion & Choice
2] Believe in yourself [All izz well]
3] Always have 1 idiot frd like me..
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 829
Characters: 151
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Ab kaisa lag raha hai??
Doctor Patient se- Ab kaisa lag raha hai??
Patient- Khaansi to band ho gayi hai.. Magar saans ruk ruk kar aa rahi hai..
Doctor- Ghabrao mat! Insha allah wo bhi jaldi hi band
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Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 895
Characters: 192
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Target to poora karna hai
Yamraj ne ek aadmi ko maar daya!
Chitragupt ne poochha- Maharaj aapne isse samay se pehle kyon maar diya?
Yamraj bole- Kya karoon? Closing ka time hai.. Target to poora karna
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Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 951
Characters: 187
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DIFFERENT STYLES OF SAYING GOOD NIGHT
DIFFERENT STYLES OF SAYING GOOD NIGHT-
DAD- GUDNITE SON!
FRND- GUDNITE DUDE!
GF- GUDNITE BABY!
LOVER- GUDNITE JAANU!
But MOM- SUSU KARKE SONA BETA!!!
MOMS ROCK!!!
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1509
Characters: 180
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Pyar Se Hame koi gila nahi
Pyar Se Hame koi gila nahi
Kyoki Pyar Hame kabhi Mila nahi
Hamne to ki hai umar bhar dosti
kyoki doston se jyada pyar karne wala
mila nahi
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 918
Characters: 143
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World's smallest resignation letter
World's smallest resignation letter-
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Dear Sir,
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MAIN CHALA!!!
Submitted By: Mukesh Rastogi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1382
Characters: 92
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Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 916
Characters: 162
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MURDA AASHIQ KI GUZARISH
MURDA AASHIQ KI GUZARISH-
Mat nikalo mera janaza us bewafa ki gali se..
Warna uska baap kahega kamina marte-marte bhi ek chakkar laga gaya!!!
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1061
Characters: 147
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GEETA SAAR
GEETA SAAR-
Mobile nirjeev hai!
Sim iski aatma hai..
Sms wo gyaan hai jo baantne se badhta
hai..
Isliye he manav! Balance ka moh tyaag
kar sms karna shuru kar!!
Mo
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Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 2124
Characters: 192
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Aasman me tum, Paani me tum
Aasman me tum, Paani me tum,
Zamee pe tum, Hawa pe tum..
Jahan jao wahan tum hi tum..
Dettol wali aunty theek hi kehti hain..
KITANU har jagah hote hain..
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 955
Characters: 158
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