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Sayad vo purane yar mil jaye
Sayad vo taqdeer mil jaye
Jeevan ke vo haseen pal mil jaye
Chal fir se baite class ke us last bench par
Sayad vo purane yar mil jaye
Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Aug-2014 View: 1696 Characters: 136
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Enjoy College life
College life,
d steps u walk in d corridor
d late morngs u get up d late nights chat
d canteen food u share
d time spend in icecream parlors
d rush to cinema theatres
d slam
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Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jul-2011 View: 4105 Characters: 400
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GIVE ME SOME SUN SHINE
GIVE ME SOME SUN SHINE
GIVE ME SOME RAIN
GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS I WANT TO DO MY COURSE
ONCE AGAIN....
Submitted By: Vivek on 24 -May-2011 View: 1543 Characters: 103
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Its better to bunk a class
Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friends.
Because Today,when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh, But memories do !!
Submitted By: Vivek on 20 -May-2011 View: 1769 Characters: 134
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Pyar ho jata h ya fir karna padta h?
Teachr- pyar ho jata h ya fir karna padta h?
Boy-Ladki sunder ho or activa pr ho to ho jata h,
Badsurat ho or Honda city me ho to karna padta h.
Submitted By: Vikram on 13 -May-2011 View: 1494 Characters: 146
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Exam se pehle Khel ta tha main PS2
Exam se pehle^ Khel ta tha main PS2
Ab yeh saali duniya^^
Haan yeh saali duniya Kehti hai ^mujhe
F.A.L.T.U^
Submitted By: Deepak on 06 -May-2011 View: 1481 Characters: 110
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Pilla Hu Ya Billa
Teacher:Tum Ro Q Rahe Ho?
Ladka:Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti He
Aur Papa Unko Billi,
Mujhe Samajh Nhi Aata Ki Mai Pilla Hu
Ya Billa..
Submitted By: Vikram on 11 -Mar-2011 View: 1512 Characters: 148
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Newton ki biwi
Newton ki biwi- Aaj mai kaisi lag rahi hu?
Newton-tan C/sin C
Biwi- What..??
Newton-
tan C/sin C=
sin C/cos C/sinC
=1/cos C
=sec C ...
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1536 Characters: 142
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100% talent to get a job.
Boys rqire 100% talent to get a job.
Bt grls rquire only 4%
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Remaining
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pls frwd this to boys
Submitted By: Vivek on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1487 Characters: 125
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Chutti k bahane banau
Dil chahta hai aaj phir chota ban jau
Roz subah subah chutti k bahane banau
Aur assembly mein aankhe kholke prayer gayu
Wo class me chupke chupke tiffin kholu aur pakde jane par
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Submitted By: Rajat on 23 -Jan-2011 View: 2182 Characters: 456
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Papu Pass Ho Gaya..
"School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, "
"Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya."
"Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, "
"Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass
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Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1681 Characters: 192
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Na padh paane wali Bimari ka kya naam
BOOks samne rakh kar B na padh paane
wali Bimari ka kya naam hai?
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*MOBILE*
;-)
Submitted By: Vivek on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1530 Characters: 108
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Ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai
Ladki ka paryavachi batao.
Boy- Maal.
Teacher- Wo kaise?
Boy- Shashtron me likha hai ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai,
aur laxmi matlab Maal.
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 25 -Dec-2010 View: 2091 Characters: 141
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Agar kisi ladki ko Mirgi ka attack
Science Techr: Agar kisi ladki ko Mirgi ka
attack ho to usko lambe time tak kiss karo,
wo theek ho jayegi
Student:- Par sir, usko ye attack dilaayen kaise...?
Submitted By: Sahil on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1606 Characters: 165
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Normal Student
Points that prove "U r a Normal Student"
1)Before Paper make Unnecessary calls to frndz..
2)Plan each day to study but end of d day-"Kal se pakka"..
3)U waste all ur tym in cou
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Submitted By: Suresh on 21 -Nov-2010 View: 1495 Characters: 611
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