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Beta Dil Laga K Padhna
Ultimate Line Told by Evry
Parents 2 Childrens- "Beta Dil
Laga K Padhna"
Ab...Unhe Kaun Samjhaye Ki
Dil Lagane K Baad Padhai Kahan
Hoti Hai.:-D:-D
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 20 -Oct-2010 View: 1245
Characters: 151
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Hanuman kiska chhora tha?
Mam-Hanuman kiska chhora tha?
Stnt-Jaat ka
Mam-Wo kaise?
Stnt-Uske kaam jatto wale the,
ladaai kisi ki,
lugaai kisi ki,
pucchad apni fukwaai.
Submitted By: Sidharath on 14 -Oct-2010 View: 1373
Characters: 147
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Bachelor of computer application?
12th karne ke baad baap ne
beti se pucha: beti ab 2m kya
karogi?
Beti: B.C.A.
Baap: Bachelor of computer application?
Beti: Nehi, Boyfrnd k Cash pe Aish..!!
Submitted By: Anil on 14 -Oct-2010 View: 3041
Characters: 161
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Height of confidence
Height of confidence
Many professors were once called..
Dey were asked 2 sit in an aeroplane..
Aft dey sat dey wer told dat dis plane was made by their students..
dey
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Submitted By: Satish on 05 -Sep-2010 View: 1814
Characters: 306
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Class Rooms And Trains
Class Rooms And Trains Similarity:
First Two Benches Are Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP's
Middle Two Are General Compartment
And Last Two Are Sleeper Class!
Submitted By: Neha on 18 -Jul-2010 View: 1139
Characters: 164
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College ke zamane
Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate,
Udne do parindon ko shauk hawa me,
Fir laut ke college ke zamane nahi aate.
Submitted By: Varun on 18 -Jul-2010 View: 1363
Characters: 155
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Yaar dhoka ho gya
Hostel student 2 his friend-"yaar dhoka ho gya".
Friend-kya ho gya?
Student- Bhai, kitab k paise mangvaye the,
Gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di.
Submitted By: Suchitra on 16 -Jul-2010 View: 1195
Characters: 142
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COLLEGE RELATED MOVIES
COLLEGE RELATED MOVIES:-
EXAM :-SOCHA NA THA
CLASS:-KABHI KABHI
Q.PAPER:-RAAZ
COPYING:-MAJBOOR
MARKS:-ASAMBHAV
FINAL EXAM:-MURDER
PASS:-AJOOBA
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -May-2010 View: 1298
Characters: 163
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Secrets of success in college
SECRETS OF SUCCEsS IN COLLEGE:
1. Top mat karo wrna log tum se jalenge
2. Clas me late jao,har teachr tumhe yad
rakhega
3. Nkal ka chnce ho to prho mt
4. Zyada prhne se time k
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Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1240
Characters: 318
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Ganpati bappa morya!
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g- gives u
a- always
n- new
e- energy
s-spirit &
h- hapiness in life!
ganpati bappa morya!!!
Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1392
Characters: 149
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College me ladkiyo ke kitne naam hote hai
Question:
College me ladkiyo ke kitne naam hote
hai? %-)
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Ans:4
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1) teri Wali :-P
2) meri Wali:-D
3)teri Bhabhi ;-)
4) meri Bhabhi :-O
:-)....
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1659
Characters: 169
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Mere papa aaj job par gaye hain
Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gaye hain" is
ka future tense banao.
Student:Wo kal bhi jaenge kisi k baap mei
himmat hai to rok k dkhae.
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1199
Characters: 139
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"DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"!
A ThermoMeter is not the only thing dat
gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"!
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A silent Msg 4 all studnts
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1457
Characters: 122
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College memories
College memories-
one sided love,
bus stand comedies,
silent mode mobiles,
last period bunks,
escape from seminars,
b'day treats,
frd's family functions,
last minute prepar
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Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 4019
Characters: 448
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3 rules of college
3 rules of college
1. be quiet in the class coz othrs r
sleeping.
2. dont 4get 2 carry ur bag coz it acts
as a pillow.
3. keep the campus clean so be
absent.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1769
Characters: 163
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