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Uninstall Whatsapp And Facebook From Mobile
Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013 View: 1118 Characters: 123
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Hothon ko chhua usne ehsaas ab tak hai
Hothon ko chhua usne ehsaas
ab tak
hai..
Aankhon me nami aur sason
me aag
ab tak hai.. Waqt guzar gaya par yaad
uski ab tak
hai..
Kya golgappe the yaar! Swad
ab tak
ha
Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013 View: 1145 Characters: 177
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KHUSHI aisi chiz hai jo
KHUSHI aisi chiz hai jo aap k paas na hone k
baad b aap chaahen to dusre ko de sakte hai.
Maze ki baat ye hai k TENSION B aisi hi
chiz hai! ;-)
Submitted By: Vikram on 30 -Nov-2013 View: 1102 Characters: 150
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Waqt se pahle aur, kismat k bina
Kehte he waqt se pahle aur, kismat k bina
kisiko kuch nhi milta,
Affsos.!! mere pas waqt nhi, aur ladkiyo k
pass kismat nhi..
Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jul-2011 View: 1610 Characters: 129
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Ye pyar kaise hota hai?
Question -Ye pyar kaise hota hai?
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jab time kharab ho,
SHANI ki disha kharab ho,
aapka MANGAL bhaari ho,
or bhagwan maje lene k mood me ho.
Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jun-2011 View: 2301 Characters: 148
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Yahan Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1Hi Maqsad He
Yahan Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1Hi Maqsad He. Dosto
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Khud Bhale Aawara Ho
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Lekin Ladki Sharif Chaiye..
Submitted By: Vivek on 29 -Apr-2011 View: 1406 Characters: 117
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Jaha or kuch nhi kr skte waha
Boy-I luv u
Girl-Bt i luv sm1 else
Boy-Ok noprblm,ur hapines is more imp 4 me
dan ur luv..
Moral-Jaha or kuch nhi kr skte waha dialog
maar dene chahiye:-D
Submitted By: Vivek on 24 -Apr-2011 View: 1456 Characters: 160
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Once dere lived a sexy woman
Once dere lived a sexy woman who had no husband.
But evry nyt she enjoyed..
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her DINNER.
Don't expect non-veg msgs
from me.. m very shareef..
Submitted By: Deepak on 11 -Mar-2011 View: 1437 Characters: 170
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Husband s the head of the family
It is said that husband s the head of the family
but remember that wife is the neck of the family
n The neck can turn the head exactly the way
she wants.
Submitted By: Vikram on 11 -Mar-2011 View: 1411 Characters: 159
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Kaan (( khol kr JL Sunlo
<('',)> Kaan (( khol kr JL Sunlo
agr 5 minte me koi sms nhi aaya
to?
to?
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6 mint k baad kr dena
koi JALDI wali baat nhi hai...
Submitted By: Vikram on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1361 Characters: 149
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Muhabbat ki sazaa do
Us ne kaha Muhabbat ki sazaa do mujhe..
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Mai ja k ode BAPU nu dasta..
Chngi kutt pyi....
Submitted By: Bali on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1438 Characters: 116
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RECHARGE K Paise
Wife- Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke K Sath Setting Ho Gayi Hai.
Husband- Wo Kaise?
Wife- "Kafi Dino Se RECHARGE K Paise Nahi Mang Rahi..!!
Submitted By: Vikram on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1366 Characters: 136
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Ab kl se khi or milenge
Boy-ab kl se khi or milenge
girl- kyu
boy-bade zalim he tere gli k bache
grl- kyu kya hua
boy-kutta pichhe lgakr khte he JB PYAR KIYA TO DRNA KYA...
Submitted By: Bali on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1444 Characters: 155
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School nhi jaunga?
Bacha- school nhi jaunga?
mom- kyo?
bcha- job kar lunga
mom- UKG padh k kya job karega nalayk, besharm!!
bcha- LKG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga....!! :-
Submitted By: Bali on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1395 Characters: 158
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Itna gaur se kya dekh rahe ho
2lover park me baithe KURKURE
kha rhe the ankho me ankhe daal k ,,
GiRL SHARMA K BOLI:-aap itna gaur se kya dekh rahe ho-?
BOY:- thodha-thodha kha
"KAMINI"
Submitted By: Vikram on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1452 Characters: 161
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