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Waqt se pahle aur, kismat k bina
Kehte he waqt se pahle aur, kismat k bina
kisiko kuch nhi milta,
Affsos.!! mere pas waqt nhi, aur ladkiyo k
pass kismat nhi..
Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jul-2011 View: 240
Characters: 129
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Ye pyar kaise hota hai?
Question -Ye pyar kaise hota hai?
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jab time kharab ho,
SHANI ki disha kharab ho,
aapka MANGAL bhaari ho,
or bhagwan maje lene k mood me ho.
Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jun-2011 View: 194
Characters: 148
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Yahan Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1Hi Maqsad He
Yahan Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1Hi Maqsad He. Dosto
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Khud Bhale Aawara Ho
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Lekin Ladki Sharif Chaiye..
Submitted By: Vivek on 29 -Apr-2011 View: 77
Characters: 117
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Jaha or kuch nhi kr skte waha
Boy-I luv u
Girl-Bt i luv sm1 else
Boy-Ok noprblm,ur hapines is more imp 4 me
dan ur luv..
Moral-Jaha or kuch nhi kr skte waha dialog
maar dene chahiye:-D
Submitted By: Vivek on 24 -Apr-2011 View: 86
Characters: 160
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Once dere lived a sexy woman
Once dere lived a sexy woman who had no husband.
But evry nyt she enjoyed..
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her DINNER.
Don't expect non-veg msgs
from me.. m very shareef..
Submitted By: Deepak on 11 -Mar-2011 View: 108
Characters: 170
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Husband s the head of the family
It is said that husband s the head of the family
but remember that wife is the neck of the family
n The neck can turn the head exactly the way
she wants.
Submitted By: Vikram on 11 -Mar-2011 View: 141
Characters: 159
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Kaan (( khol kr JL Sunlo
<('',)> Kaan (( khol kr JL Sunlo
agr 5 minte me koi sms nhi aaya
to?
to?
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6 mint k baad kr dena
koi JALDI wali baat nhi hai...
Submitted By: Vikram on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 101
Characters: 149
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Muhabbat ki sazaa do
Us ne kaha Muhabbat ki sazaa do mujhe..
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Mai ja k ode BAPU nu dasta..
Chngi kutt pyi....
Submitted By: Bali on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 92
Characters: 116
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RECHARGE K Paise
Wife- Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke K Sath Setting Ho Gayi Hai.
Husband- Wo Kaise?
Wife- "Kafi Dino Se RECHARGE K Paise Nahi Mang Rahi..!!
Submitted By: Vikram on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 88
Characters: 136
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Ab kl se khi or milenge
Boy-ab kl se khi or milenge
girl- kyu
boy-bade zalim he tere gli k bache
grl- kyu kya hua
boy-kutta pichhe lgakr khte he JB PYAR KIYA TO DRNA KYA...
Submitted By: Bali on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 79
Characters: 155
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School nhi jaunga?
Bacha- school nhi jaunga?
mom- kyo?
bcha- job kar lunga
mom- UKG padh k kya job karega nalayk, besharm!!
bcha- LKG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga....!! :-
Submitted By: Bali on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 89
Characters: 158
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Itna gaur se kya dekh rahe ho
2lover park me baithe KURKURE
kha rhe the ankho me ankhe daal k ,,
GiRL SHARMA K BOLI:-aap itna gaur se kya dekh rahe ho-?
BOY:- thodha-thodha kha
"KAMINI"
Submitted By: Vikram on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 108
Characters: 161
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Try & Cry
Try its fun.
Take ur mobile,
select vibrate mode & put in water.
Now call from landline.
Ur mobile will start swimming..
It's new game called
'Try & Cry'
Submitted By: Deepak on 08 -Mar-2011 View: 88
Characters: 166
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To fir chal na, Sharmana kya?
Boy-Mai 4 years ka hu,
Aur tum?
Girl-Mai bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy>To fir chal na,
Sharmana kya?
Girl>Kahaa???
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Boy-Polio Ki dawai pin
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Read more 
Submitted By: Vivek on 07 -Mar-2011 View: 183
Characters: 181
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When u get dis sms
When u get dis sms send it to one person u love,
one u hate,
one u always thnk of
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one u wish 2 kill..
now keep guessin y I sentit to U.
Submitted By: Vikram on 01 -Mar-2011 View: 85
Characters: 142
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