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Raise ur hand if
Raise ur hand if you wud add ur boss
as a Facebook friend.
Nw wd da other hand slap yourself in the face.
Submitted By: Rajat on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1105 Characters: 109
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Why light house was built near the beach?
Why light house was built near the beach?
Think
think
think
think
think
becoz we cant build a beach near light house.
Submitted By: Bali on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1015 Characters: 135
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Shyam singh ka mobile
Nepali -Uuu Shaabji ye shyam singh ka
mobile kaha milega
Salesman - pta nhi
Nepali -Addres to isi dukan ka hai
Salseman - Abey ye shyam singh nhi, SAMSUNG hai.
Submitted By: Varun on 21 -Nov-2010 View: 1279 Characters: 163
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Good Parents says
Good Parents says do only arrange marriage,
Better parents says do whatever u like
but best parents says beta LUV tum karo
Arrange hum kara denge!!
Submitted By: Anil on 14 -Nov-2010 View: 1039 Characters: 151
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Apki Ek Tasveer Chahiye
Na Dill ko Behlaane Ke Liye.
Na Ghar Me Sajaane Ke Liye.
Bas Apki Ek Tasveer Chahiye Hume.
Apne Ghar Se Chuhey or billi Bhagaane Ke Liye..
Submitted By: Hardeep on 14 -Nov-2010 View: 1235 Characters: 147
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Naraj mat hona
Ek Baat bolu
naraj mat hona
bol du
soch lo
mai
Apse
Bahut
Pyar
se keh raha hu SMS kar dia karo
nahi to tumhra Mobile chori karwa
dunga.
Submitted By: Varun on 14 -Nov-2010 View: 1363 Characters: 169
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In lyf we sumtyms feel tht all doors r closed..
In lyf we sumtyms feel tht all doors r closed..
If this happns to u,.
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Contact DAYA on
daya_laat@CID.com
he is expert in breaking doors.
Submitted By: Rajat on 14 -Oct-2010 View: 1137 Characters: 165
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Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza
Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza moat k
baad hi hota hai.
For example
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zinda chicken
Rs 160/-
TandOori chicken Rs480/-
;->
Submitted By: Rajat on 11 -Oct-2010 View: 995 Characters: 139
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Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi
Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha
Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye
To Mujhe Ehsas Hua
K
“Akelay Hi Sukoon Tha.;-(;-(
Submitted By: Anil on 11 -Oct-2010 View: 1237 Characters: 153
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Nindo me khwab achcha lagata hai
Khushbu me gulab achha lagta hai,
nindo me khwab achha lagta hai,
aap hume S.M.S kare ya na kare,
hume aapki kanjushi ka andaaj achha lagta hai.
Submitted By: Sahil on 08 -Oct-2010 View: 1114 Characters: 147
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Jane anjane me agar humne
Jane
anjane
me
agar
HUMNE
aapka
dil
dukhaya
ho,
kabhi
tang
kiya
ho,
galti
ki
ho
uske
liye
jo
aapse
ho
sakta
hai
karlo
Hum
Nahi SUDHREN
......
Read more
Submitted By: Mohit on 03 -Oct-2010 View: 1572 Characters: 187
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Beh Na Saki Wo Ashkon Ki Dhara
Beh Na Saki Wo Ashkon Ki Dhara
Jo Aankho Se Behni Thi...
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Chahte The Uska "Pallu" Pakad K Roye...
...Par Kambakht Ne Us Din
"Jeans-T.Shirt" Pehni Thi...
Submitted By: Satish on 03 -Oct-2010 View: 1103 Characters: 164
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A sweet poem Especially for u
A sweet poem Especially for u;
Eat bread with butter,
Cut pencil with cutter,
When you forget me,
U will definetely fall in Gutter.. He he he.
:-)
Submitted By: Hardeep on 09 -Sep-2010 View: 1043 Characters: 161
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Angels live in heaven
When I waz a kid my mom told me
dat angels live in heaven
Now i know,it is nt true
coz,if angels live in heaven,
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den,y Im here???
:-)
Submitted By: Vivek on 01 -Sep-2010 View: 987 Characters: 144
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Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai Badal
Arz Hai..
Mere Kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal..
Wah wah...
Wah wah...
Mere Kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal..
Main Likhta Hun Kuch Bhi..
Aur Padhte Hai Pagal..
Submitted By: Anil on 01 -Sep-2010 View: 1044 Characters: 159
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