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Har khushi teri taraf mor doon
Har khushi teri taraf mor doon,
tere liye chand tare tak tor doon,
khusion k darwaze tere liye khol doon,
itna kafi hai ya 2-4 jhoot aur bol doon.
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 990
Characters: 149
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Decide so i can adjust the chair
Woman complaining to dentist: "i'd
rather get pregnant than have a tooth
filled !"
dentist: "decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly."
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 914
Characters: 142
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Shaam hote hi ye dil udaas
Shaam hote hi ye dil udaas hota hai,
toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass
hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 985
Characters: 155
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Hamare liye apne heart me
Hamare liye apne heart me jagah
rakhiye,
mind me nahi
hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
kyonki hum mind blowing hai
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 957
Characters: 128
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Jawab to mil jate hai
Jawab to mil jate hai,
kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo,
forward toh bahut karte ho,
kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo.
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 964
Characters: 119
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Mere dil me raho ya jigar me
Mere dil me raho ya jigar me raho,
umar bhar tum meri nazar me raho,
bus itna karam kar dena hum par
mere ghar mat aana,
aap apne ghar me raho.
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 993
Characters: 147
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Har SMS par TAALI Bajana
Mere Har SMS par TAALI Bajana KyoKI?
Brahma ji ne mujhe wardan DIA
hai ki jo hamare SMS Par TALI
Nahi bajayega O Agle Janm me
Ghar-Ghar Tali Bajayega.
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1015
Characters: 156
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Gehri chot khayi hai
Kisi k pyar me gehri chot khayi hai,
Wafa se pehle bewafai pai hai,
Log to dua karte hai is haal me
marne ki,
magar Humne dusri patane ki kasam
khai hai..
:-)
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 926
Characters: 164
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Who is a Boy..?
Who is a Boy..?
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Ladke vo he, jo
marne ke bad
NARAK me bhi
mile to waha par bhi kehte he....?
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"ABE YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKHI....
TOTA HAI YAAR...."
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Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 894
Characters: 181
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Mobile main kharabhi
Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hai sms na
karne ki
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 907
Characters: 139
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Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar
aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar
aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge!
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 904
Characters: 161
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Mohabat ke nam pe saja maine pai hai
Mohabat ke nam pe saja maine pai hai,
wah wah
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Mohabat ke nam pe saja maine pai hai,
wah wah
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baki sher baad mein abhi susu ai hai
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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 926
Characters: 165
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Saturday ko dekho bhul na jana
Saturday ko dekho bhul na jana,
Subah jaldi uth jana,
taaze paani se nahaana,
Fir hamare ghar aana aur
zor se awaaz lagaana.
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"JAI SHANI DEV,
Tel paao ji.."
:-)
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 904
Characters: 177
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Behind every succesful Boy
Some Idiots say:
"Behind every succesful Boy,
there is a Girl"
But nobody knows d fact dat
"Girls chose only successful boys"
:-)
Submitted By: Suchitra on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 903
Characters: 141
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Doctor Parche Pe Aisa Kya Likhta H
Q-
Doctor Parche Pe Aisa Kya Likhta
H Jo Kewal Medical Store Wale Hi
Samajh Pate H?
ANS-
Wo Likte Hai Maine to Loot Lia,
Tu Bhi Loot Le.
:-)
Submitted By: Mukesh Rastogi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 859
Characters: 147
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