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Worlds Shortest Jokes
Worlds Shortest Jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitng quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playng chess.
3) GalFren pays da bill
Need more???
U r so CUTE..
:-)
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 837
Characters: 144
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Y i remember u?
Somtims my mind asks y i mis u?
Y i care 4 u?
Y i remember u?
Den my heart ansrd...
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"Mental Patient needs more Care"
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 818
Characters: 129
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Dark were thos days,vthout ur sight
Dark were thos days,vthout ur sight.
Wen I was in Darkness, U gav me li8,
U gav me strength 2 make life Bri8,
Than Q so much PHILIPS..
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 854
Characters: 139
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Love calendar
Love calendar
jan- rose
feb- propose
mar- gift
apr- lift
may- chatting
june- dting
july- kiss
aug- miss
sep- drop
oct- escape
nov- rest
dec- next..
;-)
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 807
Characters: 165
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Dost roothe to rab roothe
Dost roothe,
to rab roothe,
dost fir roothe to jag chhoote..
dost fir roothe to dil toote,
dost fir roothe to
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laat maro saalon ko!
roz ka ek hi naatak hai
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 981
Characters: 173
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Aaj sunday hai
"aaj sunday hai"
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is msg ko 10 logon ko bhejiye..
believe me!
7 din baad phir sunday aa jaayega!
it really works!!!
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1039
Characters: 128
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Worries about u
Someone..
misses u..
needs u..
worries about u
lonely without u
guess who?
"The monkey in
the zoo"
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 810
Characters: 116
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U r my life & i can feel u
I want u to know that u r
very important to me,
it's impossible 4me to live widout u,
even 4a second!
u r my life & i can feel u everywhere,
dont mind i was talking about
o
......
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Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 864
Characters: 185
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You are a ghonchu
You are a ghonchu..
g-reat
h-ot
o-ne in million
n-aughty
c-ute
h-umble
u-nique
zyada khush mat ho,
hai to tu ghonchu hi..
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 838
Characters: 142
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If god gives me 24
If god gives me 24 hours.
before death,
I will spend 23:55 minutes with u
& 5 minutes I will press your neck
& say,
chal naa yaar..!
saath chaltey hain..
.hahaha.
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 827
Characters: 171
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U are a Bitch
U are a...
b. i. t. c. h.
beautiful
intelligent
talented
cute
horny
r u smiling now?
*you bitch*
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 861
Characters: 160
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Life is short
Life is short,
live it..
love is rare,
grab it..
anger is bad,
dump it..
fear is awful,
face it..
memories r sweet,
cherish it..
&
d sender is a genius,
accept it..
;-
......
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Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 812
Characters: 181
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Either walk as if u rule
Either walk as if u rule d world!
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or
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walk as if u damn care who rules
d world!!
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that's attitude!
rock ur life!!!
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 832
Characters: 135
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Aaj maine ek jaan bachai!!
Hansna mat!!
aaj maine ek jaan bachai!!
maine ek ladki se puchha- agar
main tumhe I love u kahoon to tum
kya karogi??
ladki- khushi se mar jaungi!!
maine kaha- ja! nahi kehta
......
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Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 906
Characters: 207
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Tum chale gaye to
Tum chale gaye to baag se titliyan
chali gayi,
phool murjha gaye,
patte jhad gaye..
ab aur mat sataao!
garden me paani dene aa jao..
;-)
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1313
Characters: 147
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