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Why engineering studnts happy after watchin 3 IDIO
Why engineering studnts happy after watchin 3 IDIOTS..?
Ans- ab delivery doctor nahi engineer krnge..
One more source of plcement after
engineering
GDMg G
Submitted By: Bali on 14 -Jul-2010 View: 1108
Characters: 170
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TUMARE ps kya hai
Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,
4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,
TUMARE ps kya hai,
POOR man- Mere pas Beta hai,
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Jiski gfrnd
teri beti h ;-)
Submitted By: Bali on 10 -Jul-2010 View: 1101
Characters: 169
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Best way 2 propose a girl
Best way 2 propose a girl.
Take her 2 sea,
Say her 2 sit in a boat.
Then take d boat in d middle of sea.
Then say 'Marry Me' or 'Leave My Boat'.
Submitted By: Suresh on 04 -Jul-2010 View: 1120
Characters: 148
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New punishment for mobile owners
New punishment for mobile owners:-
Miss cal k liye jail,
SMS ke liye faansi,
Call k liye umar quaid,
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Tum mat daro yaar!
Kanjuso ko to "Medal" milega...@
Submitted By: Suresh on 15 -Jun-2010 View: 1172
Characters: 163
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Delhi mein barf giri
Ooo!! Hello..
News dekhi??
Delhi mein barf giri.
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1 admin cycle pe baraf le ja
raha tha..
Gir gayi :-D :-D
Submitted By: Dinesh on 11 -Jun-2010 View: 1421
Characters: 125
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi,
Sab log usey Akbar bulate
the.
Kyu??
socho!
Thoda aur.
Nahi pata kya?
kyunki Akbar uska naam tha.
Submitted By: Tarun on 19 -May-2010 View: 1243
Characters: 143
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Main tumhare letters ke tickets
Gf- Main tumhare letters ke tickets
ko chumti thi kyunki unhe tumhare LIPS
ne chhua hoga.
BF- Par main to unhe apne kutte ki
naak se gila karke chipkata tha.
Submitted By: Bali on 17 -May-2010 View: 1181
Characters: 164
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The Best Relation
The Best
Relation Ever Is
Between TWO
EYES..
They Blink
Together
Move Together
Cry Together
See Together
And
Sleep Together
Still They Never
See Each Others
But When T
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Read more 
Submitted By: Vivek on 23 -Apr-2010 View: 1157
Characters: 298
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No SMS's
No Visits..
no calls..
no SMS's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
Kya hua "Zoo waalon ne dobara
pakad liye kya?
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1109
Characters: 152
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Buying new clothes!
A thought-
we all spend lot of money for buying
new clothes!
but never realize that best times r
enjoyed without clothes!!
;-)
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1008
Characters: 132
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1 missed call hee maar de
Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
apni awaaz nahi sunaani to mat suna
kam se kam 1 missed call hi maar de
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1131
Characters: 142
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Pimple pimple little star
Pimple pimple little star,
saare kanjus mere yaar,
joh mujhe Phone ya SMS naa kare,
uske mooh par pimple ho jaaye chaar,
baar baar lagataar.
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1331
Characters: 144
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Mujhe sms nahi kiya to
Roz logon se aapke pange honge
roz aapke ghar mein dange honge
yaad rakhna mujhe sms nahi kiya
to aapke 420 bacche honge
aur sab luchche,
lafange aur ganje honge
Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1169
Characters: 167
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Aansoo baha baha kar dariya
Aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana
diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana
diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
Shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana
diya.
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1055
Characters: 157
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Smile takes 1000 people to death?
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000
people to death?
save the world�
so plz start teeth brushing regularly
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1065
Characters: 113
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