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Ab aapki kya taarif karu
Phoolon se khubsurat koi nahi,
sagar se geharaa koi nahi,
ab aapki kya taarif karu,
dosti me aap jaisa nalaayak koi nahi!
Submitted By: Tarun on 29 -Aug-2010 View: 1183
Characters: 124
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AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI
Kutte ko Murgi se pyar tha
Usne MUrgi se sadi ki
Thode time baad Murgi ne Khrgosh ko Jnam diya
Ye sb kya he?
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI
Submitted By: Bali on 29 -Aug-2010 View: 2751
Characters: 144
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Nayi padosan ki khidki khuli
nayi padosan ki khidki khuli
uski zulfien udi,
mene socha ki shayad is baar kismat khuli
par afsos wo din itwaar tha
or khuli zulfon wala sardar tha
Submitted By: Vivek on 25 -Aug-2010 View: 2508
Characters: 154
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Gussa ho!
Gussa ho!
HuMaRA SMS NAHI ata isliye
YE LO
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms
sms
sms
sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS
sMs
SmS
sMs
STYLE WALE BHI LO
$M$
$m$
$M$
ab khush.
Submitted By: Satish on 09 -Aug-2010 View: 1314
Characters: 176
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Mujhe apne Sapne bhejo
A GF msgs her BF:-
Agar tum So rahe ho to mujhe apne Sapne bhejo
Jaag rahe ho to Yaadein bhejo
Ro rahe ho to Aansu bhejo.
BF replies: Potty kar raha hun.;-
Submitted By: Suchitra on 31 -Jul-2010 View: 1388
Characters: 165
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Aapki surat kitni pyari hai
Aapki surat kitni pyari hai,
khuda ne apne hatho se sawari hai,
kisi our se shadi na karlena.
apke intzar me Mayawati aaj tak kuwari hai.
Submitted By: Vivek on 31 -Jul-2010 View: 1243
Characters: 146
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If we lose pen
Heart touchin quote-
If we lose pen V can buy new one,bt
If V lose pen cap v cant buy nw 1
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dats y i care 4 all my dhakkans....
:-)
Submitted By: Tarun on 28 -Jul-2010 View: 1025
Characters: 160
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An arabic prayer
'Al hulam mulla hab habi
hullam bin musal hakrit al
habibl lul muqammil'
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u hv just read an arabic prayer 2 lose
ur hair n teeth in 7days.
Aameen...:-D
Submitted By: Sidharath on 28 -Jul-2010 View: 1035
Characters: 168
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Puja dil me hoti hai Mandir me nhi
Nasha ankho me hota he Sharab me nahi,
Puja dil me hoti hai Mandir me nhi,
Rishte SMS karne se badte hai..
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BESHARMO ki tarah sms padhne se nhi...
Submitted By: Katyal on 28 -Jul-2010 View: 1223
Characters: 154
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Marte dum tak msg krte rahenge
Hum aapko satate rahenge,
Marte dum tak msg krte rahenge,
Aur jis din msg nhi aya smjh lena...!
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Agle din karunga.
Submitted By: Varun on 28 -Jul-2010 View: 1086
Characters: 127
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Do something which makes my heart beat faster
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Submitted By: Satish on 23 -Jul-2010 View: 1018
Characters: 141
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Kuch log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain
Kuch log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain,
Jinhe yad kr k dil khush ho jata h aur jinko bhulana namumkin h,
Aap
unhi me se
ek
ka SMS padh rahe ho.
Submitted By: Rajat on 17 -Jul-2010 View: 1193
Characters: 160
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It's MONSOON
It's MONSOON
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I'm sure U must b
felng Romantic Also
b felng like Going
Out in d Rain,
Dancing..
Sing Songs
in Splash Water
hmm.....
Well
every FROG feels d same
Submitted By: Anil on 16 -Jul-2010 View: 1425
Characters: 174
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Blood grp B+ve, urgently needs 2 bottles
Pls pass dis SMS to al ur Frens..
A person,
vth blood grp B+ve,
urgently needs
2 bottles..
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of Kingfisher Beer chilled Vth chicken Tikka
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 16 -Jul-2010 View: 1028
Characters: 157
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Smile 2 Old means Respect
Smile 2 Old means Respect
Smile 2 Child mean Innocence
Smile 2 Fren means Care
Smile in front of Mob,
A mental case!
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Still smiling?
Submitted By: Deepak on 16 -Jul-2010 View: 967
Characters: 142
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