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Raat mai maza kab aata hai
Jaante Ho raat mai maza kab aata hai
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Jab Kisi Sote hue ko jaga kar pucha jaaye ki ...
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Kya tum so rahe ho?
Submitted By: Sidharath on 25 -Dec-2010 View: 1029 Characters: 133
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Kaun sa Janvaar he Jo kutte jaisa hota h
Aisa kaun sa Janvaar he
Jo kutte jaisa hota h,Par chalta 3 pairo se h?
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socho
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Nahi malum
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Soucho
LANGDA KUTTA
STUPID
Submitted By: Sahil on 25 -Dec-2010 View: 984 Characters: 158
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Tere baap kya karta hai?
Teacher:Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta hai?
Boy: Hathi.
Tehr: Nalayak, tere baap kya karta hai?
Boy: mumbai k don hai.
T: Shabash hathi sahi jawab hai.
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 25 -Dec-2010 View: 978 Characters: 153
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Full form of college
Do u know the full form of college..
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C-come, O-on,L-love,E-each,G-girl,E-equllaly....
.That's why we go to college.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 16 -Dec-2010 View: 1061 Characters: 131
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'Rand' aur 'Vaishya' me kya farak hai..?
'Rand' aur 'Vaishya' me kya farak hai..?
'RAND'
South Africa ki Currency hai
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'Vaishya'
Sri Lankan Bank hai.
Soch badlo tbi DESH badlega!.
Submitted By: Katyal on 16 -Dec-2010 View: 3195 Characters: 171
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SHEILA KI JAWANI
Bachpan me nani se sunte
the pariyon ki kahani
wah wah!!
Bachpan me nani se sunte
the pariyon ki kahani
Aur bade hokar HUM sun
rahe h
'SHEILA KI JAWANI'
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 16 -Dec-2010 View: 1770 Characters: 175
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Message from forest deparment
Best message from forest deparment-
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"Pedo Se BHi Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo Ke Piche Karte Ho.." ;-)
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 16 -Dec-2010 View: 1104 Characters: 175
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Aray Jaane De
Mat Parh
Mat Parh
Chhor De
Mat Parh
Aray Jaane De
Abay Mat Parh
Chal Mera Kya Jata Hai
Parh Le
Maine Kon Sa Kuchh likha h.
Submitted By: Deepak on 14 -Dec-2010 View: 1055 Characters: 146
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EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR
A boy was walking on d road in fully rainy nite.
A grl came wth umrella & said to him
"Hello cutyee u cn share my umbrella"
Boy replied" it's ok sister,m alright"..N went
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Read more
Submitted By: Sidharath on 14 -Dec-2010 View: 4472 Characters: 269
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Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai
Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai
Underwear Ka :-)
Agar Tume Meri Purani Underwear Chaiye
To Le Jana
Hat Pagal Ab
Thanks Bolkar Dost Ko Rulaiga kya :-(
Submitted By: Rajat on 14 -Dec-2010 View: 1568 Characters: 167
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Kaun pyara- saas ya sasur?
Saas ne apne sab damaadon ki muhabbat aazmane k
liye un k saamne dariya mein chlaang laga di.
Pahle damaad ne use bacha liya,
use saas ki taraf se car mil gayi...
2nd day yahi
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Submitted By: Katyal on 10 -Dec-2010 View: 2559 Characters: 450
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HMARE DESH KI LADKIYO Ki KHOJ
Amrica-Mobile Hmari Khoj H.
China-Sm Crd Hmari Khoj H.
Japan-Sms Hmari Khoj H.
Korya-Blututh Hmri Khoj H.
INDIA-MISS CALL HMARE DESH KI LADKIYO Ki KHOJ H.
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 10 -Dec-2010 View: 1671 Characters: 158
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A rose is always a rose
A rose is always a rose
whether its in a golden pot
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in the dustbin.
same way u r always my friend
whether u r in dental hospital
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mental hospital......
Submitted By: Vivek on 10 -Dec-2010 View: 1097 Characters: 163
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Will u die 4 me?
Boy-i can do anythng 4u.
Gal-Will u die 4 me?
Boy- ya.
Gal-Will u delete ur facebook a\c 4 me?
Boy- ja behan ja,
tu ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rhe hnge:-D
Submitted By: Deepak on 10 -Dec-2010 View: 1180 Characters: 164
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Rab kare Apko sab mile
Rab kare Apko sab mile jaise:
Shkti
Bhkti
Rupyaa
Bangla
Style
Smile
Persnalty
Popularty
Car
PYAR
OR kya dekh rahe ho? LaaLCHi..
Submitted By: Bali on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1268 Characters: 156
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