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Ladkiya SALWAR k niche kya pahanti ha

Ladkiya SALWAR k niche kya pahanti hai..??
Sochho?..
Sochte raho.......
Wo CHAPPAL pahanti hai!
Hawas ke Pujari....
Niche pucha,andar nahi....




Submitted By: Vikram on 25 -Jul-2011  View: 5300
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Life is like a MOVIE

Life is like a MOVIE..
If u r sad-DRAMA,
If u r afraid-SUSPENSE,
If u r angry-ACTION,
When u look at the mirror-HORROR.




Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jun-2011  View: 852
Characters: 123
 
 
Benifits of f***ing

Benifits of f***ing:-
1)F***ing once a week is gud 4 health....bt
harmful if done everyday..:)
2) F***ing gives relaxation to mind & body..:)
3) After f***ing, dont take heavy


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Submitted By: Vivek on 27 -Apr-2011  View: 1054
Characters: 354
 
 
Aap Dikhne Me No.1

Aap Dikhne Me No.1
Apka Andaz No.1
Apki Bate No.1
Apke Nakhre No.1
Apki Hasi No.1
Apki Chal No.1
Apki Khubsurti No.1


Or Main
Fekne Ne B No.1.




Submitted By: Vikram on 20 -Apr-2011  View: 916
Characters: 153
 
 
Sirf aur sirf

Sirf


Sirf



Sirf


SIRF



SIRF




SiRf




sirF




SIRF
S
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F
Si r f s ir
f
SIrf




sirf




sirf



SiRF
Tang karna


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Submitted By: Deepak on 20 -Apr-2011  View: 937
Characters: 186
 
 
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
*
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*
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
*
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Warna
*
*

*
GADHA mar jayega.




Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011  View: 998
Characters: 155
 
 
50 kg ka bachcha

Lahore ma aik bacha paida howa jis
ka weight pediash k wakt 15 kg tha.
or 15 din ka baad barhta barhta 50 kg ho gya.
pata ha wo bacha kon ha?
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gayye(cow)


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Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011  View: 991
Characters: 190
 
 
Which is the best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.




Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011  View: 987
Characters: 142
 
 
If u don't mind

If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......

give me a

K

ki


kis


kiss


kiss......


kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only.
soon..




Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011  View: 898
Characters: 180
 
 
Enjoy the day

Enjoy the day
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU.
So Enjoy the day !!!




Submitted By: Deepak on 02 -Apr-2011  View: 1012
Characters: 135
 
 
Wannna Propose a girl

Wannna Propose a girl…….. Try this!!!!

Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
Pick a rose



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Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011  View: 1732
Characters: 487
 
 
Colour of the babies teeth?

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?
?
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.
you fool.!
a new born baby don’t have teeth…




Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011  View: 812
Characters: 146
 
 
Musal hakrit al habibul

Al hulam lulla habi lullam musal hakrit
al habibul lul luq ammil!


u've just read an
arabic prayer to
lose ur hair n teeth in 7 days!!




Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 818
Characters: 141
 
 
Tum Ha Tum

Tum

Ha TUM


Awara KUTTE


Gattar ke SUAR


Nali ke KIDEY


Gai ke GOBAR


Malaria k
MACHHAR


se door rehna mere
bhai Varna...BIMAR
PADOGE




Submitted By: Bali on 14 -Apr-2010  View: 849
Characters: 164
 
 
So Sweet is ur SMILE??

So Sweet is ur SMILE??
so Sweet is ur STYLE??
so Sweet is ur VOICE??
so Sweet is ur EYE????


see......how Sweetly I LIE.




Submitted By: Swapneel on 12 -Apr-2010  View: 844
Characters: 127
 
 
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