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Kay aap apni photo turant bhej sakte hai
Sorry aap ko is waqt disturb kiya.
Par zaruri kaam thaa!
Kay aap apni photo turant bhej
sakte hai
ham kuch dost taash khel rahe hai
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1138
Characters: 135
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Teri jheel si aankho me
Teri jheel si aankho me dub jane
ko dil chahta h,
Teri jheel si aankho me dub jane ko
dil chahta h,
fir ye khayal aata hai,
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"saala apun ko tairna kahan aata
ha
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Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1055
Characters: 182
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Wil u mary me?"
sory 4 let sms
Actualy police arested me
4 kilin a boy,
I swear I didnt kil him.
I jst askd him,"Wil u mary me?"
n yar wo to khushise mar gaya.
ha ha ha ha...............
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Submitted By: Suchitra on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1019
Characters: 181
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Jab koi baat bigad jaaye
Jab koi baat
bigad jaaye,
Jab koi mushkil
Pad jaaye
Toh
Toh
To
To
To
( '-' ) main kya
<) (> karun?
] [
Harkatein hi tumhari aisi hain...
Submitted By: Suchitra on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1005
Characters: 170
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A negro lady not able to hear
wot do u call a negro lady not able
to hear ???
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" BLACK BEHRRY"
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1011
Characters: 167
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Bakri ka khoon
This shayari kills..
literally!!
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saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon!!
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wah-wah
wah-wah
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saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon!!
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gud afternun
gud afternun
g
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Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1116
Characters: 193
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Girl friend se pareshan ho
Girl friend se pareshan ho
"NO PROBLEM",
gift karo
NOKIA MOBILE,
jis me ho battery
"BL5C"
Battery blast !!
girl friend khallas....!!
"What an IDEA SIRJI"
;-)
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1378
Characters: 172
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Kisi ka Haath tham kar Chhodna nahi
Kisi ka Haath tham kar Chhodna nahi,
Wada kisi se kro to Todna nahi,
Koi Agar Tod De Dil Tumhara,
to..
Uska mooh tode BINA chhodna
Nahi..
:-)
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1065
Characters: 159
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Jab tum haste ho
Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki
Insaan pehle bandar tha,
dekho gussa mat hona kyonki,
Jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai,
Ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1116
Characters: 156
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People who give flying kisses
Thought for d day..
"People who give flying kisses.
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...are hopelessly lazy"
;-) :-D
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1017
Characters: 101
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At anytime in life if u doubt
At anytime in life,
if u doubt abt our frdshp,
take a coin & toss it!
if its heads- i'm ur frd &
if its tails- ....
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slap urself & keep tossing
until its heads!!
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1034
Characters: 175
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Only open hearts receive love
Only open hearts receive love,
&
only nice person like u
receive sms
from
smart persons like me!
:-)
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1024
Characters: 106
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If ever I was rude 2 u
If ever I was rude 2 u,
If ever I was angry vth u,
If ever I misbhavd vth u,
then dont hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
Its ur MISTAKE
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1026
Characters: 137
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Urgently needs
Pls pass dis SMS to al ur Frens..
A person,
vth blood grp B+ve,
urgently needs
2 bottles..
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of Kingfisher Beer chilled Vth chicken
Tikka
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 993
Characters: 158
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A gal says to her boyfriend
A gal says to her boyfriend,
1 kiss n Il b urs forever. . . .
The guy says thanks for the Warning!
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1056
Characters: 102
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