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Iss Sunday ko free rhna
Iss Sunday ko free rhna
koi program mat bnana
V r cmng 2meet u
aapko kahin le jana hai
Plz mna mat karna or kisi
ko batana mat ki aapko
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POLIO DROP pilani hai.
Submitted By: Deepak on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 900
Characters: 179
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Phool insaano se zyada
khubsurat hote hai
Phool insaano se zyada
khubsurat hote hai,
lekin kuch insaan phoolo
se bhi zyada khubsurat
hote hain,
jaise ki
"AAP"
KO
SMS karne wale
"Hum"
GoodMrng
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 16 -Mar-2010 View: 919
Characters: 171
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Ek numbr mann me socho
Ek numbr mann me socho
usme 3 jodo
Ab 2 guna kro
usmese 7 ghatao
Bachi hui sankhya 1 kagaj
par likho..
Ab uska
Hawai-jahaj banake udao
furrrrrrrrr
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Submitted By: Satish on 16 -Mar-2010 View: 941
Characters: 185
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Win free trip
Take chit in the Exam,
Scratch $ show 2 ur nearest teacher
& Win free trip to PRINCIPAL's office
& enjoy 3yrs holiday at HOME..
HURRY OFFER valid till Xmas last.
Submitted By: Tarun on 15 -Mar-2010 View: 887
Characters: 167
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Saturday ko dekho bhul na jana
Saturday ko dekho bhul na jana..
subah jaldi uth jana,
tazey paani se nahana,
phir hamare ghar aana aur zor se
aawaz lagana.
'Jai SHANI DEV' Tel pao ji..
Submitted By: Anil on 15 -Mar-2010 View: 860
Characters: 164
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Ab lagta hai jaise goli mar di
1 waqt tha tumare SMS aise ate the,
jaise kisi ne tumari khopri pe
PISTOL rkhi hui hai,
or tumse SMS karwa rha hai,
mgr ab lagta hai jaise goli mar di
hai. :-)
Submitted By: Hardeep on 15 -Mar-2010 View: 954
Characters: 170
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Honto ko chhua usne
Honto ko chhua usne,
ehsas ab tak hai.
Ankhen nam aur sanson mein
aag ab tak hai.
Waqt guzar gaya par uski
yaad nahi gayi.
Uff wo hari mirch ka swad
ab tak hai.
Submitted By: Rajat on 15 -Mar-2010 View: 922
Characters: 167
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Yaad ata hai mujhe
Yaad ata hai mujhe apka bachpan ka zamana,
patli tango par latka pajama,
nak ko hath se ponch kar gal par lgana,
kamar se makhiya udate hue awaz lagana,
MUMMY KAR LI
Submitted By: Sahil on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 857
Characters: 169
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Agar Aap Ko Hum Par Gussa Hai To
Agar Aap Ko Hum Par Gussa Hai To
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TAJ MAHAL Ko fodo,
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4 Minar Ko Todo,
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Kutub Minar Ko Modo,
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TITANIC Ko fevicol Se Jorro,
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Magar SMS Karna To Mat Chorro..
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Submitted By: Hardeep on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 1148
Characters: 184
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Bandar pakadne wale
Bahar bandar pakadne wale aye hue hain,
Tum andar hi rehna. Plz bahar mat nikalna.
Submitted By: Deepak on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 1018
Characters: 83
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Pahle neend aati hai phir khaab aata hai
Pahle neend aati hai phir khaab aata hai,
khaab mein ek sunder ladki aati hai,
uske piche uska baap aata hai,
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.
Submitted By: Satish on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 865
Characters: 154
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Hun main shareef ho gaya haan
Hun main shareef ho gaya haan,
ikk sohni kudi de kareeb ho gaya haan,
ohde kol mere dil di chabi aa,
oh meri aakhri girlfrnd te tuhadi 25vi bhabi aa!!
Submitted By: Rajat on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 857
Characters: 153
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Do u think its LOVE?
If ur world is spinning round and round...
ur heart is beating fast...
Do u think its LOVE?
Na munna, its called...??
High B.P....!!!
Submitted By: Rajat on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 804
Characters: 143
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Lekin Usme bhi dimaag hai
Main aapko chand kehta,
Main aapko chand kehta
Lekin
usme bhi daag hai
Main aapko suraj kehta,
Main aapko Suraj kehta
Lekin
usme bhi aag hai
Main aapko bandar keh
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Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 798
Characters: 236
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Mat ho meri jaan udaas
Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha ke
Jhaadoo aur Ponchhe se tujh ko sajaa ke
Rakhunga Main Naalee ke Paas
Mat ho Meri Jaan Udaas
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 1143
Characters: 132
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