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Aap Itne achhay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai...
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai
Submitted By: Harpreet on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 886
Characters: 180
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Mobile par report aaye..
Sardar ne apni PREGNET biwi
ko sms kiya 'KAISI HO' thodi
der bad sardar jor se naachne
laga... Kyuki mobile par
report aaye......
DELIVERED !!
Submitted By: Katyal on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 926
Characters: 149
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Tabhi toh fail ho gaya...
Father to son:
Pados ki ladki ko dekh,
Woh exam mein 1st aayi hai.
Son to Father:
Usko hi toh dekhta rahta tha,
Tabhi toh fail ho gaya...
Submitted By: Katyal on 08 -Mar-2010 View: 884
Characters: 144
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Tum khaate bahut ho
Aaj kal tum mushkurate bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaate bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhe dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaate bahut ho.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 05 -Mar-2010 View: 956
Characters: 145
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SMS kiya karo dear
Girl's excuses-
Phone na kiya karo dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hia fear,
baat nahi hoti clear,
isliye SMS kiya karo dear,
without fear very clear.
Submitted By: Sahil on 05 -Mar-2010 View: 812
Characters: 170
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Boy propose to girl
Boy propose to girl: Do U love me?
Girl: shakal vekhi apni, tere to
vadhya ta main suicide kar la gi.
Boy: aaho mar jayi par gareeb de kam na aayi.
Submitted By: Vivek on 05 -Mar-2010 View: 2089
Characters: 172
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Ek commerce ki ladki kaise gaali degi
Saale bounced cheque,
dharti pe liability,
pedaishi bad-debt,
insolvent aadmi,
itna marungi ki balance sheet
tally nahi hogi.
Submitted By: Satish on 05 -Mar-2010 View: 2191
Characters: 165
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Pyar Ka "Big Bazzar"
Pyar = Dukho Ka Bazar,
Premi = Dukho Ka Kharidar'
Premika = Dukho Ki Dukan,
Mata-Pita = Beech Ki Divar,
Bhai = Pitane Ko Taiyar'
Yahi He Pyar Ka "Big Bazzar"
Submitted By: Deepak on 26 -Feb-2010 View: 949
Characters: 162
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Today is Good Day
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50
......
Read more 
Submitted By: Swapneel on 26 -Feb-2010 View: 864
Characters: 192
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I am not rich like rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about rohit..
Submitted By: Satish on 26 -Feb-2010 View: 862
Characters: 155
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Can we do romance in the evening today?
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
Submitted By: Satish on 26 -Feb-2010 View: 850
Characters: 150
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The best punishment to a girl
The best punishment to a girl:
Give her a mobile with lots of balance
and boy\'s phone no. and leave her
a place where there is no network.
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 24 -Feb-2010 View: 1002
Characters: 153
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Girls of 2010
Girls of 1995:
Agar Tum Mil Jao,
Zamana chhod Denge Hum.
Girls of 2010:
Agar Tum Mil Jao,
Purana Chod Denge Hum.
Submitted By: Vivek on 24 -Feb-2010 View: 965
Characters: 133
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Phone 1 mandir ha
Phone 1 mandir ha,
SMS uska Bhagwan,
SMS bhejnewala bhakt,
pad k SMS na krne wala Langr
kha k jane wali sangt,
pad ke SMILE krnewal chapplchor !
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 24 -Feb-2010 View: 964
Characters: 149
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Nange ko chaddi
Aap mujhe itne achhe
lagte ho jitne:
Madari ko bandar,
Bhikhari ko Langar,
aur Doodh wale ko dangar,
Garib ko gaddi,
Kutte ko haddi or
nange ko chaddi..
Submitted By: Sidharath on 24 -Feb-2010 View: 1451
Characters: 163
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