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Wo to hamare na ho sake
Unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake,
par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.
Submitted By: Vivek on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 932
Characters: 124
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Ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai
Submitted By: Sidharath on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 877
Characters: 173
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Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ladki pataayi,
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
Internet par divorce ho gaya,
Is bahaane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya.
Submitted By: Rajat on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 933
Characters: 135
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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi,
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi,
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi,
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi.
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 991
Characters: 146
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PRIVATE Job valoka yahi hal hai
Din me chain nahi,
Rat ko neend nahi,
ji na lage kahi,
Khuda kya yahi pyar hai?
Khuda bola nahi beta,
PRIVATE Job valoka yahi hal hai.
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 1420
Characters: 143
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Pappu mera sher
1 din Pappu 4 vaje he uth GYA,
Maa bahut he khush hoi,
KENDI Papu mera putar,
Papu mera sher,
Padhega likhega Paisa kamaega dher,
Papu puri neend ch c. bolya
Na Me tera putta
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Submitted By: Sahil on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 982
Characters: 236
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DIL TO PAGAL HAI
Dil ne kaha dost ko SMS kartay hain,
Phir khayal aya ke DIL TO PAGAL HAI,
Phir socha DIL Agar Pagal Hai toh kya hua,
Mera dost konsa Normal hai.
Submitted By: Bali on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 1050
Characters: 147
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Call me urgent
No balance pls
call me urgent
Sender:
Mr Intelligent
+9616000000
is SMS ko forward karo aur
dekho kitne bewkoof ise pura
nahi padte..
Submitted By: Harpreet on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 912
Characters: 156
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Galat nazar se
Galat nazar se dekho to
har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har
sundar ladki tumhe bhabi nazar
ayegi.
Submitted By: Hardeep on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 887
Characters: 125
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Taj Mahal banvana costly hoga
Zindagi lambi hai,
Dost bnate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banvana costly hoga,
magar..
Har gali me 1 mumtaz bnate rho..
Submitted By: Satish on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 887
Characters: 148
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Baith kar unki julfon k saye me
Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
swarg jaisa aagosh aaya,
Kambakhat uske bhai ne dekh liya,
sham ko P.G.I mein hi hosh aaya.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 873
Characters: 127
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Zindagi kitni pyari hogi
Zindagi kitni pyari hogi!
Jab
Aap honge
Hum honge
aur
Hum dono ke
chhote-chhote
Khubsurat se
Shararati se
"SMS HONGE"
Submitted By: Hardeep on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 972
Characters: 166
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God jab apun se puchega
God jab apun se puchega-"Kidhar
jeneko mangta hai? Swarg Ya Narak?"
Apun bolega NARAK!
Kyonki Apun ko malum hai Tum
sala dost log udhar hi milega..!!
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 905
Characters: 159
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I LUV U
Boy: I LUV U
Girl: I don't
Boy: think again
girl: no, i don't
boy: Waiter, Bill alag alag lana
girl: I Luv U, I LUV U keh to rahi hu
Tum bhi na bura maan jate ho.
Submitted By: Hardeep on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 896
Characters: 168
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A beautiful girl is standing there
Teacher-isko Hindi me convert karo
"A beautiful girl is standing there!"
Student- "Wo dekho saalo tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai..."
Submitted By: Anil on 17 -Mar-2010 View: 955
Characters: 133
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