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Then who is MAA??
If Amitabh Bachhan is PAA,
Then who is MAA??
Answer- LETTER!!
HOW??
Chitthi AAI hai AAI hai
Chitthi AAI hai..
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 886
Characters: 124
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Luv never dies
Luv never dies..
It remains forever
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forever
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forever
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forever..
Only partner changes..
So keep loving d latest one
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 877
Characters: 145
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Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?
Maa- Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi
katwate?
Beta- Kyu maa?
Maa- Beta log rishte k liye tumhari
behen ko dekhne aate hain aur tumhe
pasand kar jate hain!!!
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 927
Characters: 169
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Ek ladki khadi thi
Ek ladki khadi thi..
Na sms kar rahi thi..
Na call kar rahi thi..
Fir bhi uska balance ja raha tha...
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Kaise??
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Kyuki
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Wo ek pair par k
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Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1094
Characters: 190
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Innocent baby handling his crush
Innocent baby handling his crush-
Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta
hoon..
Par kya karoon mummy roz badaam khila
deti hai aur tumhari yaad
fir aa jati hai
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1119
Characters: 178
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Reliance 3G CDMA
Reliance mobile k handset k peeche 3G
CDMA kyun likha hota
hai??
3G CDMA means 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru
Mukesh Anil..
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 926
Characters: 126
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I saw someone in coffee shop today
I saw someone in coffee shop today..
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Graceful
Intelligent
Very smart
More like a celebrity!!
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I went closer!!
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Oh God!!
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Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 873
Characters: 202
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Usne jis jis jagah rakhhe kadam
Usne jis jis jagah rakhhe kadam,
Humne wo har zameen choom li.
Aur wo bewafa ghar aakar kehti
hai- "Kaku! Tumcha mulga maati khato!!!"
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 990
Characters: 137
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Har gam ko pala nahi jata
Har gam ko pala nahi jata,
Kaanch ki cheezon ko uchhala nahi jata.
Kuch karna hi to mehnat karo yaaron,
Har baat ko ALL IZZ WELL bolkar taala nahi
jata..
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 931
Characters: 157
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Funny Nepali Athem
NEPALI ANTHEM-
Suno gorse duniya walo,
Chahe jitne mehel banalo,
Ushke aage garden banalo,
Ushke aage Gate lagalo,
Ushke aage honge hum NEPALI..
Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 929
Characters: 151
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kya bolti tu?
OX- E kya bolti tu?
COW- E kya main bolun?
OX- Sun!
COW- Suna!
OX- Aati kya Gaushala?
COW- Kya karoon? Aake main Gaushala?
OX- Mundi hilayenge, Ghaas chabayenge, Gober failay
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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 992
Characters: 194
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Koi aapko paagal kahe
Koi aapko paagal kahe to
dukhi mat hona.
Afsos mat karna,
Rona bhi nahi,
Himmat se poochhna.
TUMHE KAISE PATA CHALA.
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1115
Characters: 121
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Women wont play football
Women wont play football not coz they aren't gud at it.
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like 10 other women in
front of 10,000 ppl..
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 879
Characters: 157
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Yamraj 100 logon ko narak le ja rahe
Yamraj 100 logon ko narak le ja rahe the.
Raaste me Narad ji mil gaye. Bole- Ye kya Yamdev? Itne saare ek saath?
Yamraj- March ending hai.. Target poora karna hai..
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1392
Characters: 167
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Limca ka flavour
Limca ka flavour hota hai lime,
ZARA GAUR FARMAIYYE HUZUR!
Limca ka flavour hota hai lime.
Speed is equal to distance upon time..
WAH WAH!!!
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 967
Characters: 145
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