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AGE OF DRINKS
AGE OF DRINKS-
1-3 CERELAC
4-8 MILK
9-13 HORLICKS
14-25 BEER
26-40 WHISKY
41-60 TONIC
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AFTER 60- anytime GANGAJAL!!!!
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 955
Characters: 147
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REMIX OF UNCHHA LAMBA KAD
REMIX OF UNCHHA LAMBA KAD-
Ik unchha lamba kutta,
Saadi gali wich sutta,
Raati thandi wich baaun baaun karda ni...
Oh Gwandia di kutti utte marda ni...
Baoon Baoon B
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Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 990
Characters: 186
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If a baby is born in AFRICA,
If a baby is born in AFRICA,
Wat will b d color of d baby's teeth??
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U FOOL!!
A new born baby doesn't have teeth!!
I KNOW UR ANSWER WAS "WHITE"!!
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 935
Characters: 178
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DOVE se naha dho kar kya karna hai??
DOVE se naha dho kar kya karna hai??
21 DEC 2012 k din sabko marna hai..
3 saal khushi se jee le dost,
Kyuki agle janam me phir JOHNSON baby se shuru karna hai..
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1003
Characters: 170
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Sita par haath rakh kar itna lafda hua
Ravan ko court le jaya gaya.
Judge- Apna haath gita par rakho!
Ravan- Sorry boss!!
Sita par haath rakh kar itna lafda hua,
ab Gita par nahi rakhunga!!
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1090
Characters: 154
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Ultra height of lazyness
Ultra height of lazyness-
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sleeping & dreaming..
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in dreaming also sleeping!!!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 879
Characters: 102
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Small things hurt
Small things hurt alot
Eg. U can sit on a mountain top but
not on a pin..
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 928
Characters: 77
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New style of proposing a girl
New style of proposing a girl- "I've spent many sleepless nights in ur luv
& I don't want my son to do d same for ur daughter..
So lets make them Brother & Sister.
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1131
Characters: 165
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I said I'm d sweetest in d d world
I said I'm d sweetest in d world..
God laughed & said- Wait u haven't met d
person reading this..
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MORAL- God also jokes!!
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 948
Characters: 138
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Ajeeb chalan hai
Jawani ko zindagi ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hai duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhokha hain Jise hum sab,
"PYAAR" kehte hain
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 949
Characters: 168
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Do u remember d day we travelled in a a car??
Do u remember d day we travelled in a car??
I put my dog out of d window..
U put ur face out of d window..
& ppl started shouting TWINS TWINS!!!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 811
Characters: 153
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I'M LAMP
I'M LAMP
U R LIGHT..
I'M COKE
U R SPRITE..
I'M SAAWAN
U R BAADAL..
I'M NORMAL
U R
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ALSO NORMAL!!
KYA YAAR!!
KHUD PE HI SHAQ KARTE HO??
Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 988
Characters: 179
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Raat ki tanhai me jab koi aahat tumhe jagaye
Raat ki tanhai me jab koi aahat tumhe
jagaye,
Chupke se koi tumhare bed k paas aaye to
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BEWAKOOF CHILLA ZOR SE
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CHOR CHOR!!!
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 866
Characters: 168
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Reporter ne ek zakhmi se poochha
Reporter ne ek zakhmi se poochha- "Jab bomb gira kya wo phat gaya tha??"
Zakhmi (gusse se)- "Nahi! Wo reng kar mere paas aaya aur pyaar se bola "THAAA"
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 858
Characters: 153
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Wats ur name??
Boy- Hey girl! Wats ur name??
Girl- Amitabh bachhan ko dhakka maro!
Boy- Means wat???
Girl- PUSH PAA!!!
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 880
Characters: 107
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