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Kash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte
Kash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte,
Kash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte,
nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein,
kash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte,
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 966
Characters: 144
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Where was Love born?
Where was Love born?
Guess!
Simple!
In CHINA!
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Coz
It has
NO WARRANTY
& NO GUARANTEE!
Chale to chand tak!
Nahi to shaam tak!!
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 919
Characters: 161
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Do u hav sms pack?
A cute newborn baby asks Doctor-
"Do u hav sms pack?"
Dr- Ya! But why?
Baby- Send a sms to God dat I've
reached safely & send my girlfriend soon!!
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 967
Characters: 150
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DO BAAR LIPS PE
DO BAAR LIPS PE
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DO BAAR GAAL PE
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EK BAAR MAATHE PE
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COLD CREAM ZAROOR LAGANA!!
SARDI AA GAYI HAI NA!!
HAPPY WINTER SEASON!!
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 929
Characters: 166
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15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarah hai
15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarah
hai aik k pechay dus log.
21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball
hai aik k pas ati hai baaki reh jatay hain.
31 to 40 saal ki la
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Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 986
Characters: 304
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Full form of boys
Full form of boys:
B-badmashiyon me sab se aage.
O-OWL ki tarah raat me jaage.
Y-Yaari nibhate jaan laga ke.
S-Shareef sirf maa baap k aage..
we r bad boys
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 4467
Characters: 164
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Lady Drinking COKE
Lady Drinking COKE
Machhar Falls in
Lady Takes it Out
Machhar-MAA.
Lady-Why Did U Call Me 'MAA'?
Machar-Me Teri COKE se Nikla Hu, MAA
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 923
Characters: 141
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Smartness of boys
Smartness of boys-
Coll ka 1st day!
Boy- Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl- Mujhe sab 'didi' kehte hain!
Boy- Wow! Wat a co-incidence? Mujhe sab 'jijaji' kehte hain!!
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 3403
Characters: 164
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I hate cigarette!
NON SMOKERS- I hate cigarette! So I dont touch it!
SMOKER- I too hate cigarette! So I BURN IT!!
ATTITUDE MATTERS!!
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1072
Characters: 120
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Intelligent person take bath during winter??
How does a smart & intelligent person take bath during winter??
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He stands in front of mirror, throws water on d mirror & says- "CHAK DE FATTE!! Aaj phir naha liya!!!"
Submitted By: Mukesh Rastogi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1140
Characters: 174
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3 Stupid stages of life
3 stupid stages of life-
Teen- have time & energy but no money
Young- have money & energy but no time
Old- have time & money but no energy!!
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1100
Characters: 149
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Wat vl 2 Gay men tell each other
Wat vl 2 Gay men tell each other wen they see a Beautiful & Pretty girl????
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YAAR, LADKI AISI HAI TO ISKA BHAI KAISA HOGA???
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 980
Characters: 141
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RAVINDRANATH TAGORE sharmayenge to unhe kya kaheng
RAVINDRANATH TAGORE sharmayenge to unhe kya kahenge?
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SHARMILA TAGORE!!!
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1130
Characters: 84
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UP me bachhon k surname
UP me bachhon k surname-
Bachha 1 baap se ho to- EKNATH
2 se- DUBE
3 se- TIVARI
4 se- CHATURVEDI
5 se- PANDE
Sabse ho to- MISHRA JI
aur
Baap ka pata na ho to - GUPTA
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Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1101
Characters: 185
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U r my best friend
U r my best, smart, cute, lovable,
sweet, intelligent friend!!
Note- is msg k sabhi shabd kaalpnik
hain!
inka vaastwikta se koi sambandh
nahi!!
ha ha ha!!
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1010
Characters: 166
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