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Wat's FORD?
NICKY- Wat's FORD?
LUCKY- Gaadi!
NICKY- Wat's OXFORD?
LUCKY- So simple! BAEL-GAADI!!
Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 923
Characters: 87
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I woke up this morning & felt like
SAM- I woke up this morning & felt like going out & getting a job!
PAM- Did u?
SAM- No.. I stayed in bed until d feeling passed... .
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 896
Characters: 134
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3 stupid stages of life-
3 stupid stages of life-
TEEN- Hav energy & time but no money!
YOUNG- Have money & energy but no time!
OLD- Hav time & money but no energy!!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 832
Characters: 143
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Hai Smart Kitna wo hai
Hai Smart Kitna wo hai
bheja ise ne jis aur
hu raha padh se niche ko
msg jo hu bevkoof wo mai
[...Confused?? .. ab niche se upar padho.]
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 951
Characters: 142
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Wen U touch & feel
Wen U touch & feel, its Desire!
Wen u dont touch & still feel,
its Love!
Wen u touch & dont feel, its
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PARALYSIS!!!
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 839
Characters: 142
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Definition of NURSE
Definition of NURSE-
A beautiful Dashing Girl holding ur hand,
looking in ur eyes & still wants ur Pulse
to be Normal!!!
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 835
Characters: 125
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Aaj ki ladkiyon ki dress
Aaj ki ladkiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless!
Aur koi ladka ghoor k dekhe
to- "Kutta kameena sala CHARACTERLESS...."
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 895
Characters: 168
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If ever u start missing
If ever u start missing
ur coll days,
ur class,
ur frd circle,
ur crush or
anything abt ur coll life then
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Just open ur marksheet!
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Read more 
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 809
Characters: 209
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What has technology done?
What has technology done?
Ek time vo tha jab msg kabooter
pahunchate the,
ek aaj ka time hai..
Hum SMS babootaron ko
bhejte rehte hain..
Hurrr..
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 842
Characters: 156
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Ye ek raaz ki baat hai
Ye ek raaz ki baat hai.
Kisi ko batana mat!
Nahi bataoge na!
Wada??
To suno!
Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!!
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 977
Characters: 117
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Mungerilal ko 20 saal baad bachha
Mungerilal ko 20 saal baad
bachha hua!
Wo udaas ho gaya!
Naurangilal- Yaar udaas kyun hai?
Mungerilal- Yaar! 20 saal baad bachha
hua wo bhi itna sa??
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 876
Characters: 154
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Everyone was clapping for me!!
Baby mosquito came back after its
1st flight..
His dad asked him, how do u feel?
He replied, "It was wonderful!
Everyone was clapping for me!!"
Thats Attitude!!
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1833
Characters: 169
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Jise koyal samjha wo kauwa nikla
Jise koyal samjha wo kauwa nikla,
Dosti k naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte the hamein sharaab peene se,
Aaj unhi ki jeb se pauwa nikla..
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1126
Characters: 142
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If sum1 throws a stone at u
If sum1 throws a stone at u,
just smile & throw back a flower
back at them..
But make sure u throw a flower
with pot!!!
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 902
Characters: 125
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Ek ladka bus stop pe mobile le kar khada tha
Ek ladka bus stop pe mobile le kar khada tha..
Wo kisi ko bhi call/ sms nahi kar tha fir bhi uska balance jaa raha tha!!
Batao kaise??
Kyonki Wo ek taang pe khada tha!!
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 921
Characters: 173
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