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Jaan
Jaan
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Jaan
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Jaan
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Jaan bakash do meri
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Mere SMS k Deewano
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Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye mere
SMS ka wait mt kiya kro.
Submitted By: Anil on 25 -Mar-2010 View: 877
Characters: 138
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Kyo Marte Ho Bewafa Sanam ke liye
Kyo Marte Ho Bewafa Sanam ke liye
Do Gaj Zamin hi Milegi Dafan ke liye
Marna hi hai to Maro DESH-WATAN ke liye
Har Hasina Duptta Faad Degi kaphan ke liye
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 879
Characters: 156
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Jab dil karta hai to kar lete hai sms
Hum fizaon ke rukne ka intezaar nahi karte
hum hawaon ke thamne ka intezaar nahi karte
jab dil karta hai to kar lete hai sms
hum kanjuson ke sms ka intezaar nahi karte
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 847
Characters: 170
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Agar Aap Me Dum Hai
Aap Aap Ho
Ham Ham Hain
Pyar Nahi Karte
Fir Bhi Ankhein Nam Hain
Supply Kam Hone Se
Golgappo Me Aalu Kam Hain
Is Se Bhi Bakwas Msg Bhejo
Agar Aap Me Dum Hai
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 901
Characters: 163
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Har Din hamara Dil dukhate ho
Kyu her Baar mausam k tarah badal jate ho..
Har Din hamara Dil dukhate ho..
Ye baat sunkar hamari ruh kaap gayi.
Ki tum mandir se chapplein churate ho.
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 825
Characters: 154
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Cigarette hai kya?
Ravan- Cigarette hai kya?
Hanuman ji- Nahi hai!
Ram ji- Hai to tere paas ek packet!
Hanuman ji- Shhhh! Prabhu, Iske 10 sir hain! Poora packet khatam kar dega!
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1196
Characters: 161
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SMS ka bahut chalan ho gaya
Aajkal sms ka bahut chlan ho gaya
ladke ke mobile mein me gajab ho gaya
uski girlfriend ka naam lavlee tha
par mobile me aate hi lalan ho gaya
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 908
Characters: 145
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Beauty is not how you look
Beauty is not how you look
it is not how handsome u r
it is not ur figure too
Beauty is inner self
so change ur underwear daily
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 800
Characters: 131
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Apne apne gunah paper pe likho
Quyamat ke din farishte ne sabse kaha:-
apne apne gunah paper pe likho
sab ne apne apne gunah likhe
achanak aapki awaj aayi
Sir,
SUPPLIMENT PLZ
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 893
Characters: 159
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Full form of GIRL.
Full form of GIRL.
G-Goli dene me sabse age.
I-Innocent sirf shakl se.
R-Rone ki automatic machine.
L-Ladai me sabki maa.
Phir bi duniya inki diwani.
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 927
Characters: 156
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Agar duniya me kuch karke dikhana hai
Agar duniya me kuch karke dikhana hai to,
Sun meri baat!
Hathi k upar ulta khada hokar photo
khincha..
Aur photo ko ulta kar k duniya ko dikha!
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1237
Characters: 149
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Imagine the world without girls
Imagine the world without girls
Galiyan sunsan
Collage viran
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insan
Na jaanu, na jaan
Har taraf bas Karan's DOSTANA & JAI HANUMAN.
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 886
Characters: 170
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MALE/FEMALE Jach sewa hai
Namaskar
Ye MALE/FEMALE
Jach sewa hai,
Agar aap purush hai to 5 msg kare,
Mahila 3 msg kare,
En me se kuchh nhi hain to sms na kare,
Hum aapka dard samjh jayege.
Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 912
Characters: 167
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Most Innocent Dhamki
Most Innocent Dhamki-
As d thief was leaving d house d kid woke
up & said to d thief- "Mera school bag bhi
lekar jao warna main mummy ko utha doonga!"
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1121
Characters: 153
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FACT OF LOVE
FACT OF LOVE-
Luv starts 4m Eyes,
Grows vd Gifts,
Ends vd Tears!
BUT 2DAY'S LUV-
Starts 4m Mobiles,
Grows vd Balance,
Ends vd Number Busy!!
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 810
Characters: 152
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