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Samosa said to aaloo
Samosa said to aaloo.
Jab me fry hota hun to tumhen cover
kar k garam oil sa bacha letaa hun.
BCOZ I LOVE U.
Aaloo Said.
Jab log tumhen fry hone k foran baad kaat te
hain t
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Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1157
Characters: 365
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Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib
Arz hai
Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib??
Wah wah.... wah
Hawa me azad ud raha tha galib??
Bahot khub....
Hawa me bettab ud raha tha galib??
Aabe aage bhi to kuch bol..
Ruk
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Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1171
Characters: 207
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Tenu kaala chasma jachda hai
What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"Tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 954
Characters: 130
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Pizza Khila
Ladka Bola
DILRUBA
ladki Boli
Pizza Khila
Vo Bola
Paise nai
Vo Boli
kaise nai
Vo bola
Mehngayi he
Ladki boli
Aaj se Tu Mera Bhai H.
Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 950
Characters: 152
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Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hain hum
Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hain hum,
jo hamesha bajti rahe wo tone hain hum,
ab to pehchaan gaye ki kaun hain hum??
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arre SMS ki duniya k Don hain hum!!!
;-)
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 909
Characters: 169
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When you breathe
Medical SMS:
when you breathe,
you respire!
wah wah!
wen u breathe,
u respire!
wah wah!
when you don't breathe,
you expire!
wah wah,
kya baat hai!
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 854
Characters: 160
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Sitam dhane ki hadd hoti hai
Sitam dhane ki hadd hoti hai,
paas na aane ki - rooth jane ki hadd
hoti hai,
ek SMS toh kar de zalim...
paise bachaane ki bhi hadd hoti hai..
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 903
Characters: 145
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Chand ko apne noor pe
Chand ko apne noor pe guroor hai,
Himesh ko apni topi ka suroor hai..
mujhe bhi apne pe guroor hai,
kyuki mere paas bhi free k msg
padhnewala langur hai
;-)
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 933
Characters: 167
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Aaj friday hai
Aaj friday hai!!!
is msg ko 10 logon ko bhejo.
believe me!
7 din baad fir friday aayega..
it really works!
try it.
ignore kiya to kal saturday aa
jayega
;-)
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 866
Characters: 168
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Mahapurshon se kuch seekho
In mahapurshon se kuch seekho!
mitrata- krishna se!
maryada- ram se!
seva- shravan kumar se!
ahimsa- mahavir se!
daan- karn se!
aur
SMS- hum se!
;-)
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 983
Characters: 157
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Tumne gum ko kab jana hai!!
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai!
tumne gum ko kab jaana hai!!
tum to gum se bekhabar ho!
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tumne to hamesha Fevicol use kiya
hai!!
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 963
Characters: 148
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Wats attitude??
Wats attitude??
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3 ants facing an elephant-
1st ant- we'll kill him!
2nd ant- we'll crush him!
3rd ant- let him go! we're 3 n he's
alone!!
;-)
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 888
Characters: 155
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Today is sorry day!
Today is sorry day!
aaj k din sabko apni galti accept
karni chahiye!
agar meri koi baat buri lagi ho to
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lagti rahe!!
hum ye din nahi manaate!!
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 883
Characters: 162
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Diff betwn gud frd n close frd
D diff betwn gud frd n close frd!
wen u r in hospital,
gud frd asks-'tabiyat kaisi hai??'
close frd asks- 'Nurse kaisi hai??'
Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 918
Characters: 130
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My phone like u
My phone loves it wen u SMS-
its li'l face lights up..
bursts into beep &
has ur sweet name written all over it..
i think u should SMS more often coz
it likes u!!!
;-)
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 889
Characters: 173
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