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Life Mei Pyaar, Paisa, Dost Sab Aate Jaate Rehte H
Life Mei Pyaar, Paisa, Dost Sab Aate Jaate Rehte Hai...
Par...
Toote Hue Daant Wapis Nahee Aate..
Samajhdar Ho...
Umeed Hai SMS bhejte rahoge
Submitted By: Satish on 25 -Aug-2010 View: 970
Characters: 153
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Falak Pe Sitaro Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai
BF Ne Apni GF Ko Park Me Bulaya
Wo Der Se Aayi To Sher Sunaya-
Falak Pe Sitaro Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai
Dusri Ka Time Ho Gaya Aur Tu Ab Aa Rhi hai.
Submitted By: Sahil on 14 -Aug-2010 View: 2182
Characters: 152
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Engineer saab ka ghar konsa h
1980-bhaisab engineer saab ka ghar konsa h
wo jobada bangla h wo
2014-xcuse me yaha engineer saab ka ghar konsa h?
Abey kisi b ghar me ghus ja.
Submitted By: Rajat on 12 -Aug-2010 View: 991
Characters: 152
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No more
Hryanvi tau catching a bus,
Aftr many ladies get in2 bus,
Cndctor-No more
Tau-Re tane morni morni to chada li,
Hum chdan lagre to
No Mor! No Mor.
Submitted By: Sidharath on 04 -Aug-2010 View: 978
Characters: 151
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Ur an INDIAN if
Ur an INDIAN if:-
1: U reuse gift wrappers.:-P
2: U hv a nicknam lyk sonu,monu types.:-D
3: U load ur family car wid as many people as posible.:->
5: U use plastic 2 cover nyth
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Read more 
Submitted By: Dinesh on 04 -Aug-2010 View: 978
Characters: 362
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Men r very kind while woman r very mean
Men r very kind while woman r very mean...
Proof-
most of d woman dont like to help unknown male.
But all men r always there to help any unknown female.!
:-)
Submitted By: Mukesh Rastogi on 31 -Jul-2010 View: 952
Characters: 167
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Girl and Cylinder
For a boy its easier 2 pick up a girl of weight 60kg,
bt for d same boy its quiet difficult 2 pick up a gas cylinder of weight 14.2 kg.
Strange bt true...
Submitted By: Anil on 31 -Jul-2010 View: 947
Characters: 156
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Ye bhai Ek Rupya dede
Bhikhari:-Ye bhai Ek Rupya dede teen din se bhukha hun.
Pappu:-Teen din se bhuka hai to Ek rupye ka kya karoge?
Bhikhari:-Wajan dekhunga kitna ghat gaya hai.
Submitted By: Bali on 28 -Jul-2010 View: 1097
Characters: 163
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Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi Aaye
Aaj Phir Aap Nazar Nahi Aaye,
Phir Tamannaon Ke Fool Murjhaye,
Na Jaane Kin Galiyon Me Kho Gaye Aap,
Hum Police Station Se Lekar...
Aapko Paagal Khane Tak Dhoondh Aaye
Submitted By: Deepak on 18 -Jul-2010 View: 911
Characters: 171
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Slogan of FIFA Participant team
Dnt mess vid da champs..
-BRAZIL
We are takin dat cup home..
-ARGENTINA
We will hv da world at our feet..
-SPAIN
Hame bhi khila lo..Please...
-INDIA!;-)
Submitted By: Swapneel on 16 -Jul-2010 View: 861
Characters: 165
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Line marne k mazedar tarike
Line marne k bahut se tarike hain,
Jinme se 3 mazedar ye hain.
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1.Pencil se
2.Pen se
3.Marker se
Think Positive kuch log sharif bhi hote hai.
Submitted By: Tarun on 16 -Jul-2010 View: 2461
Characters: 171
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Long Drive Par..!!
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break Nai Laga..
Submitted By: Anil on 10 -Jul-2010 View: 2903
Characters: 131
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Agar aap K paas belt na ho
Agar aap K paas belt na ho aur
pent dheeli ho tu usy girne se bachaane
ka sb sa asaan tariqa hai k
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Pent k upar undarwear pehan lo...
From SUPERMAN...
Submitted By: Mohit on 09 -Jun-2010 View: 1053
Characters: 176
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Aya mai gaddi mod k
CID reversed!
ACP PRADYUMAN-Daya dekho khooni
bhaag gaya darwaza tod k.
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DAYA-ok sir..aya mai gaddi mod k,
aya mai gaddi mod k...
:-)
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 04 -Jun-2010 View: 1226
Characters: 152
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Machhar marne ka New Style
Machhar marne ka New Style,
Pahale 1 Machhar
Pakdo.
Fir usko zamin pe patak do,
Usko GudGudi Karo OR Jaise
Hi hasne ke liye woh muh
khole saale ko ALL OUT pila do.
Submitted By: Satish on 23 -Apr-2010 View: 1162
Characters: 169
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