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COLGATE SE DAANT SAAF

COLGATE SE DAANT SAAF KARNE KA,
PEPSODENT SE MAJBOOT KARNE KA,
BABUL SE FRESH KARNE KA,
AGAR PHIR BHI SAAF NA HUYE TO




BINDAS HARPIC USE KARNE KA




Submitted By: Bali on 12 -Jan-2011  View: 866
Characters: 156
 
 
Aap Ka Mobile Bahut Achha Hai

Girl: aap Ka Mobile Bahut Achha Hai Kitne ka Liya
Boy: Race Me Jeeta Hai
Girl: Wow, Race Me Kitne Log The
Boy: 3 Police Waale 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main




Submitted By: Deepak on 12 -Jan-2011  View: 872
Characters: 155
 
 
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna
"pyari behna milti rehna..."




Submitted By: Deepak on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 1068
Characters: 163
 
 
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se

Arz kiya hai!!!.
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se.
Gaur farmaiye.
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se..
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati
hai charpai se..




Submitted By: Hardeep on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 880
Characters: 149
 
 
Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai

kabhi kehte the dost hamare
ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,
Aur maango to inkaar karte hain..




Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 860
Characters: 131
 
 
Jab laat maaregi naari

"Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,"
"Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... "
"Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... "




Submitted By: Deepak on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 824
Characters: 156
 
 
Yeh tera chasma

Tere nazron se nazar milane
ko jee chahta hai,
Tere nazron se nazar milane
ko jee chahta hai,

Par kambakht kya krein,
yeh tera chasma beech,
mein bahut aata hai.




Submitted By: Vivek on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 5096
Characters: 169
 
 
Hasino se gale mila karte they

Wo bhi kya din the jab hum,
hasino se gale mila karte they,
ye un dinon ki baat hai jab.
hum do saal ke hua karte the...




Submitted By: Rajat on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 1057
Characters: 123
 
 
Free SMS ki scheme me

Yaad krte hai tumhe tanhaai me,
dil dooba h gamo ki gehrai me,
hame mat dhoondho duniya ki bheed me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme me.




Submitted By: Sidharath on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 849
Characters: 156
 
 
Chatting karte hum jinse

Chatting karte hum jinse,
woh chat kar rahe kisi aur se,
khuda kare jinse woh chat kar rahe,
woh bhi chat kare kisi aur se.




Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 924
Characters: 126
 
 
Jis ki chahat me umr bhar tarpe

Hoslay saare azma baithe,
Hum zamaane ke gham utha baithe,
jis ki chahat me umr bhar tarpe,
us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithe.




Submitted By: Satish on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 823
Characters: 129
 
 
Dono taraf se SMS honge

Ramchandra ji
kahe gaye siya se,
Aisa kalyug
aayega,
Dono taraf se
SMS honge,
phone koi nahi
milayega.




Submitted By: Anil on 02 -Jan-2011  View: 821
Characters: 109
 
 
Aaj raat ko

Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gey.




Submitted By: Vikram on 01 -Jan-2011  View: 854
Characters: 150
 
 
Kya TERI CHAAL Kya TERI LEELA?

Arz Karta Hu..
"Kya TERI CHAAL Kya TERI LEELA?"

Wah Wah

"KYA TERI CHAAL KYA TERI LEELA?"



MAI TERA "TEES MAR KHAN" AUR TU MERI "SHEELA"




Submitted By: Deepak on 30 -Dec-2010  View: 888
Characters: 149
 
 
Hme sulane k liye sari rat jagte the

Akbar: hmare ammi abbu humse itni mohbat krte the ki
hme sulane k liye sari rat jagte the or hum fir b nahi sote the.
Birbal: janab tbhi to aap iklote reh gaye.




Submitted By: Rajat on 25 -Dec-2010  View: 917
Characters: 163
 
 
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