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COLGATE SE DAANT SAAF
COLGATE SE DAANT SAAF KARNE KA,
PEPSODENT SE MAJBOOT KARNE KA,
BABUL SE FRESH KARNE KA,
AGAR PHIR BHI SAAF NA HUYE TO
BINDAS HARPIC USE KARNE KA
Submitted By: Bali on 12 -Jan-2011 View: 1126
Characters: 156
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Aap Ka Mobile Bahut Achha Hai
Girl: aap Ka Mobile Bahut Achha Hai Kitne ka Liya
Boy: Race Me Jeeta Hai
Girl: Wow, Race Me Kitne Log The
Boy: 3 Police Waale 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main
Submitted By: Deepak on 12 -Jan-2011 View: 1154
Characters: 155
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Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna
"pyari behna milti rehna..."
Submitted By: Deepak on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1336
Characters: 163
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Itne kamjor hue teri judai se
Arz kiya hai!!!.
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se.
Gaur farmaiye.
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se..
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati
hai charpai se..
Submitted By: Hardeep on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1161
Characters: 149
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Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai
kabhi kehte the dost hamare
ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,
Aur maango to inkaar karte hain..
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1130
Characters: 131
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Jab laat maaregi naari
"Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,"
"Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... "
"Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... "
Submitted By: Deepak on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1094
Characters: 156
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Yeh tera chasma
Tere nazron se nazar milane
ko jee chahta hai,
Tere nazron se nazar milane
ko jee chahta hai,
Par kambakht kya krein,
yeh tera chasma beech,
mein bahut aata hai.
Submitted By: Vivek on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 5364
Characters: 169
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Hasino se gale mila karte they
Wo bhi kya din the jab hum,
hasino se gale mila karte they,
ye un dinon ki baat hai jab.
hum do saal ke hua karte the...
Submitted By: Rajat on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1326
Characters: 123
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Free SMS ki scheme me
Yaad krte hai tumhe tanhaai me,
dil dooba h gamo ki gehrai me,
hame mat dhoondho duniya ki bheed me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme me.
Submitted By: Sidharath on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1108
Characters: 156
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Chatting karte hum jinse
Chatting karte hum jinse,
woh chat kar rahe kisi aur se,
khuda kare jinse woh chat kar rahe,
woh bhi chat kare kisi aur se.
Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1172
Characters: 126
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Jis ki chahat me umr bhar tarpe
Hoslay saare azma baithe,
Hum zamaane ke gham utha baithe,
jis ki chahat me umr bhar tarpe,
us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithe.
Submitted By: Satish on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1077
Characters: 129
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Dono taraf se SMS honge
Ramchandra ji
kahe gaye siya se,
Aisa kalyug
aayega,
Dono taraf se
SMS honge,
phone koi nahi
milayega.
Submitted By: Anil on 02 -Jan-2011 View: 1099
Characters: 109
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Aaj raat ko
Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gey.
Submitted By: Vikram on 01 -Jan-2011 View: 1111
Characters: 150
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Kya TERI CHAAL Kya TERI LEELA?
Arz Karta Hu..
"Kya TERI CHAAL Kya TERI LEELA?"
Wah Wah
"KYA TERI CHAAL KYA TERI LEELA?"
MAI TERA "TEES MAR KHAN" AUR TU MERI "SHEELA"
Submitted By: Deepak on 30 -Dec-2010 View: 1157
Characters: 149
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Hme sulane k liye sari rat jagte the
Akbar: hmare ammi abbu humse itni mohbat krte the ki
hme sulane k liye sari rat jagte the or hum fir b nahi sote the.
Birbal: janab tbhi to aap iklote reh gaye.
Submitted By: Rajat on 25 -Dec-2010 View: 1195
Characters: 163
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