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Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DiL Chahiye
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DiL Chahiye
Na Kisi Dard Ki Talash Hai
Mere Vodafon Sim Ko Jo Apna Samjh Kar Recharge karaaye
Mujhe To Us Friend Ki Talash Hai....... :P
Submitted By: Vikram on 12 -Apr-2013 View: 1246
Characters: 162
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Gf is lovely, wife is pagli
Grlfrnd is beauty,wife is duty
gf is lovely, wife is pagli
gf is wiski,wife is risky
gf is rani,wife is paresani
gf is mangofruti,wife is kismatfuti...
Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jul-2011 View: 1510
Characters: 155
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Ladki saath ho to Hotel Bill
EK HAQIQAT :
Ladki saath ho to Hotel Bill.
Ladki door ho to Mobile Bill.
or
Ladki Door ho jaye to Daru ka Bill.
Is liye na Lagao Dil.. Na aayega Bill..
Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jun-2011 View: 1640
Characters: 156
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Kesi sadak?
Dr. Pateint se- "Jab car 1 Aurat chla rhi thi
to tume sadak se dur chlna chahiye tha.
Pateint-Kesi sadak?
Me to KHET ME LOTA LEKE baitha tha.
Submitted By: Deepak on 17 -May-2011 View: 1464
Characters: 144
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Why the english language is difficult to learn
why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in t
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Submitted By: Vikram on 17 -May-2011 View: 1515
Characters: 327
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Jis bus me bthe ho hasinaye
ARZ KIYA H...
Jis bus me bthe ho hasinaye,
Us bus k shishe chatak jaya krte h..
driver chahe jitne tez chalaye gaddi,
Diwane fr bi latak kr chd jaya krte h..
:D :D :D
Submitted By: Vikram on 06 -May-2011 View: 1541
Characters: 171
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Funny meanings of places in english
Funny meanings of places in english:
large state : maha-rastra
place of kings: raja-sthan
mr.city: shri-nagar
rhythm of eyes: nayni-tal
face: surat
unmarried girl: kanya-kuma
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Submitted By: Vikram on 06 -May-2011 View: 2064
Characters: 339
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How guys tell sorry after hurting gf
How guys tell sorry after hurting gf :-
Day 1 : Sorry
Day 2 : Just talk to me once baby
Day 3 : PLz itna naraz mat ho mujhse
Day 4 : I will die without u. agar tumne baat nahi
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Submitted By: Vivek on 29 -Apr-2011 View: 1847
Characters: 411
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Teri aankhon me ghar banayenge.
teri aankhon me ghar banayenge....
par kabhi aansoo mat bahana..
warna tumhari kasam doob jayenge.
Submitted By: Deepak on 29 -Apr-2011 View: 1476
Characters: 100
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How To Kill A Girl?
How To Kill A Girl? . ?
Give Her Beautiful clothes,
fancy Jewelry, Good MakeUp Things..
And Lock Her Inside The Room Without
MIRROR... Khud Hi Tarp Tarp K Mar Jye Gi....:P
Submitted By: Deepak on 24 -Apr-2011 View: 1430
Characters: 176
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Machar ne aik admi ko kata
Machar ne aik admi ko kata
Admi : Din me bhi kat rahey ho . .. .
Machar : Kia karu ghar me jawan behan he or larke walo ne 1 litter khoon dehez me manga
he..... :P
Submitted By: Sidharath on 24 -Apr-2011 View: 1394
Characters: 166
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Jungle me sapere been liye baithe hai
ArzHai:Jungle me sapere been liye baithe hai,gaur farmaye.Jungle me sapere been liye baithe hai.Saap unse bhi kamine hain,
wo durbeen liye baithe hai.
Submitted By: Vikram on 21 -Apr-2011 View: 1463
Characters: 152
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Mujh Par Shayari Banao
Ladki : Mujh Par Shayari Banao
Shayar:In Kali-Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho AndherA
In Kali-Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera
Ho Jao Takli Aur Kar Do Savera
Submitted By: Vikram on 20 -Apr-2011 View: 1356
Characters: 153
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Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke Reason
Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke 2 Hi Reasons Hai
1st Pregnant Woman Can't Fit In To It.
2nd A Normal Woman Can't Be Made Pregnant In It.
Submitted By: Deepak on 26 -Mar-2011 View: 1587
Characters: 141
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BOOK means
Kabhi kisi ladki se BOOK nahin maangni chahiye, Nahin toh chaanta bhi lag sakta hai Kyunki BOOK means:
B=Baby O=Only O=One K=Kiss! Good morning
Submitted By: Vikram on 26 -Mar-2011 View: 1451
Characters: 145
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