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Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DiL Chahiye

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DiL Chahiye

Na Kisi Dard Ki Talash Hai

Mere Vodafon Sim Ko Jo Apna Samjh Kar Recharge karaaye

Mujhe To Us Friend Ki Talash Hai....... :P




Submitted By: Vikram on 12 -Apr-2013  View: 755
Characters: 162
 
 
Gf is lovely, wife is pagli

Grlfrnd is beauty,wife is duty
gf is lovely, wife is pagli
gf is wiski,wife is risky
gf is rani,wife is paresani
gf is mangofruti,wife is kismatfuti...




Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jul-2011  View: 1022
Characters: 155
 
 
Ladki saath ho to Hotel Bill

EK HAQIQAT :
Ladki saath ho to Hotel Bill.
Ladki door ho to Mobile Bill.
or
Ladki Door ho jaye to Daru ka Bill.
Is liye na Lagao Dil.. Na aayega Bill..




Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jun-2011  View: 1015
Characters: 156
 
 
Kesi sadak?

Dr. Pateint se- "Jab car 1 Aurat chla rhi thi
to tume sadak se dur chlna chahiye tha.
Pateint-Kesi sadak?
Me to KHET ME LOTA LEKE baitha tha.




Submitted By: Deepak on 17 -May-2011  View: 841
Characters: 144
 
 
Why the english language is difficult to learn

why the english language is difficult to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
He could lead if he would get the led out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in t


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Submitted By: Vikram on 17 -May-2011  View: 984
Characters: 327
 
 
Jis bus me bthe ho hasinaye

ARZ KIYA H...
Jis bus me bthe ho hasinaye,
Us bus k shishe chatak jaya krte h..
driver chahe jitne tez chalaye gaddi,
Diwane fr bi latak kr chd jaya krte h..
:D :D :D




Submitted By: Vikram on 06 -May-2011  View: 959
Characters: 171
 
 
Funny meanings of places in english

Funny meanings of places in english:
large state : maha-rastra
place of kings: raja-sthan
mr.city: shri-nagar
rhythm of eyes: nayni-tal
face: surat
unmarried girl: kanya-kuma


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Submitted By: Vikram on 06 -May-2011  View: 1494
Characters: 339
 
 
How guys tell sorry after hurting gf

How guys tell sorry after hurting gf :-
Day 1 : Sorry
Day 2 : Just talk to me once baby
Day 3 : PLz itna naraz mat ho mujhse
Day 4 : I will die without u. agar tumne baat nahi


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Submitted By: Vivek on 29 -Apr-2011  View: 1352
Characters: 411
 
 
Teri aankhon me ghar banayenge.

teri aankhon me ghar banayenge....
par kabhi aansoo mat bahana..
warna tumhari kasam doob jayenge.




Submitted By: Deepak on 29 -Apr-2011  View: 894
Characters: 100
 
 
How To Kill A Girl?

How To Kill A Girl? . ?
Give Her Beautiful clothes,
fancy Jewelry, Good MakeUp Things..
And Lock Her Inside The Room Without
MIRROR... Khud Hi Tarp Tarp K Mar Jye Gi....:P




Submitted By: Deepak on 24 -Apr-2011  View: 910
Characters: 176
 
 
Machar ne aik admi ko kata

Machar ne aik admi ko kata
Admi : Din me bhi kat rahey ho . .. .
Machar : Kia karu ghar me jawan behan he or larke walo ne 1 litter khoon dehez me manga
he..... :P




Submitted By: Sidharath on 24 -Apr-2011  View: 851
Characters: 166
 
 
Jungle me sapere been liye baithe hai

ArzHai:Jungle me sapere been liye baithe hai,gaur farmaye.Jungle me sapere been liye baithe hai.Saap unse bhi kamine hain,
wo durbeen liye baithe hai.




Submitted By: Vikram on 21 -Apr-2011  View: 939
Characters: 152
 
 
Mujh Par Shayari Banao

Ladki : Mujh Par Shayari Banao
Shayar:In Kali-Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho AndherA

In Kali-Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera

Ho Jao Takli Aur Kar Do Savera




Submitted By: Vikram on 20 -Apr-2011  View: 862
Characters: 153
 
 
Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke Reason

Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke 2 Hi Reasons Hai
1st Pregnant Woman Can't Fit In To It.
2nd A Normal Woman Can't Be Made Pregnant In It.




Submitted By: Deepak on 26 -Mar-2011  View: 1047
Characters: 141
 
 
BOOK means

Kabhi kisi ladki se BOOK nahin maangni chahiye, Nahin toh chaanta bhi lag sakta hai Kyunki BOOK means:
B=Baby O=Only O=One K=Kiss! Good morning




Submitted By: Vikram on 26 -Mar-2011  View: 936
Characters: 145
 
 
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