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Married Life Is So easy
Married Life Is So easy...
Seems just Like
Walking In the park..
And..
Park is like...
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Jurassic park...!!
Submitted By: Vikram on 11 -Mar-2011 View: 1188 Characters: 132
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Teacher Se Pyar
Ram: Teacher Se Pyar Karna bohot mushkil hai!
Sam- Kyu?
Ram- Love Letter dia to Assignment Samajh k
Check Kia.
Boli Handwriting Improve Karo
Submitted By: Vikram on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1190 Characters: 145
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Ghar ka rashan khatam ho Gya
Chor Ki Biwi Pyar Se-Ghar ka rashan khatam ho Gya hai
jaldi se le k aao
Chor-Le aaouga aisi bhi kya jaldi he zara dukane
To band hone do..
Submitted By: Bali on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1258 Characters: 143
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Wat is"Pyar"
Wat is"Pyar"
P=Phone krna+money loss
Y=Yaad krna+time loss
A=Azadi khona+freedom loss
R=Rote rehna+Hapiness loss
Isliye mt kro pyar,sirf line maro yar..;-)G.M
Submitted By: Deepak on 09 -Mar-2011 View: 1170 Characters: 164
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Reality Show Dekh
1ladka Ghar der se lauta..
Maa:Kahan gaya tha ab tak?
Beta: Maa Film Dekhne Gaya tha"MAA KA PYAR"..
Maa:Ab upar jakar 1Reality Show Dekh "BAAP KI maar.
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 07 -Mar-2011 View: 1144 Characters: 157
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Can U read it fast
Can U read it fast:-
my
a my
they my
they they my
my my
they they my
a my they my
a a my
my my...
Khulle nhi hai aage jao...
Submitted By: Anil on 07 -Mar-2011 View: 1242 Characters: 149
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Hijre ne majak majak me 'I-PILL' tablet kha li
Ek hijre ne majak majak me 'I-PILL' tablet kha li..
Socho kya hua hoga?
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Andar se aawaz aayi
"Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai".
;-)
Submitted By: Hardeep on 07 -Mar-2011 View: 1764 Characters: 164
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PYR aur DOSTI me kya fark hai
Maine apne dil se pucha,
"PYR aur DOSTI me kya fark hai".
Awaz ayi...
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"Mera kam blood supply krna h,
ye CHICHORI bate mujse mat kia kr.:-D
Submitted By: Deepak on 07 -Mar-2011 View: 1270 Characters: 153
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Love By Rikshawala!
Love By Rikshawala!
Arz h:
Dil Jla Rha Hu Kismat Azma Rha
Hu
Dil jla rha hu kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us Bewfa Ko Bike Pe
Islye Aj Riksha Chla Rha Hu.
Submitted By: Tarun on 07 -Mar-2011 View: 1174 Characters: 165
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"Smart" hote to behosh hote
Ye msg jin "Smart" logo ko milta h,
wo 5 sec bad behosh ho jate h.
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2
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Nhi hue na.
"Smart" hote to behosh hote na.
Mujhe to 2 din me hosh aaya tha...
Submitted By: Rajat on 07 -Mar-2011 View: 1128 Characters: 164
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World Cup by RAJNIKANTH
World Cup by RAJNIKANTH,
24Runs needed Bowler Bowls
RAJNIKANTH Hits Ball Splits In 4 Pieces
All Pieces Go For 6s
INDIA WINS!!!
Submitted By: Vikram on 26 -Feb-2011 View: 1044 Characters: 130
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MURGA Niche Se Nikl Gya
Hum Ne 1 MURGA Pakda
Tokri Me Band Kia
Vo Niche Se Nikl Gya
Fir Pakda
Band Kia
Fir Neche Se Nikl Gya
Gussa Aya
Pkda
Kata
Pkaya
Khaya
Magr Fir Neche Se Nikl gya
Submitted By: Vikram on 25 -Feb-2011 View: 1100 Characters: 170
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Kaun si DEVI ka... Kaun sa PRASAD
Kaun si DEVI ka... Kaun sa PRASAD.. India me famous hai..
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Rabri DEVI ka Lalu PRASAD...!
:-)
Submitted By: Vikram on 24 -Feb-2011 View: 1187 Characters: 126
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Mobile company k kisi salesman ko loose motion
Mobile company k kisi salesman ko loose
motion ho jaye to wo Doctor ko kaise btayega?
Doctor saab subah se unlimitd outgoing
chl rha hai,
andar se nyi-2 rington sunai deti hai.
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Read more
Submitted By: Vivek on 05 -Feb-2011 View: 1719 Characters: 313
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Fight between Me and a Tiger..
Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger..
I Ran away..
Why?
Save The Tiger.. Only 1411 are left!!:-
Otherwise u know na hw strong i am?
Submitted By: Swapneel on 30 -Jan-2011 View: 1098 Characters: 169
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