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Tissue paper to aag pakad lega
Ek angrej ne India ka Masaledar dinner liya.
agli subah Toilet se niklte hi bola- Ab smjha Indians
Q pani se dhote He.
sala Tissue paper to aag pakad lega!.''
Submitted By: Katyal on 25 -Dec-2010 View: 1042 Characters: 163
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Meri shadi ka card
Meri shadi ka card
جطوا
-دوسوفطسجوسم
وفدسمفموج-اطسدونف
وفمسطدطج- موس
مدوسجوسوموسداسدفومطجودموفومسطج-
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Submitted By: Bali on 16 -Dec-2010 View: 1966 Characters: 208
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Rajnikanth adopted Two elephants
This CAN'T BE BEATEN!!
Yesterday Rajnikanth adopted
Two elephants, Two camels & Two horses from the Zoo..
Do you know Why???
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"To PLAY CHESS!"
Submitted By: Vivek on 16 -Dec-2010 View: 1111 Characters: 174
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Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi
BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo
Submitted By: Hardeep on 14 -Dec-2010 View: 1207 Characters: 115
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HAPPY THAND
Tusi
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SWEE
SWEET
SWEETE
SWEEATER Pana shuru kardo Sardi aa gai hai. take care.
HAPPY THAND
:-)
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 14 -Dec-2010 View: 3431 Characters: 148
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Ladkiyo se kabhi pyar mat krna
Ladkiyo se kabhi pyar mat krna
QKI
Ye aati hai HEER ki tarha,
lagti hai KHEER KI Trah,
chubhti hai Teer ki trah,
aur
BHEEK
Mangwati hai Fakeer ki trah.
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 10 -Dec-2010 View: 1168 Characters: 166
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Life mein njoyment nahi hai?
Kya Aapka boyfriend/gf nahi hai?
Pados Mein Koi ladka/ladki Line nahi deta?
Life mein njoyment nahi hai?
To Plz Log on to
www.Chak-le-rabba-aethe-ki-rakhya.com
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 05 -Dec-2010 View: 1108 Characters: 169
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Girl's Status on facebook
Girl's Status on facebook:
'feeling sad'
95 comments
no likes
Guy's Status:
'Goin 2 do Suicide'
4 likes n 1 Post that reads "Dude Who's gonna use ur bike now?"
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 03 -Dec-2010 View: 1134 Characters: 167
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GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE
Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom:
'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.'
Groom gave note back: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.
Submitted By: Deepak on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1503 Characters: 136
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Tu HOT mai HOT
Bipasha ko ladka hua kala..
john ne kaha- tu gori mai gora ladka kaise KALA?
Bipasha replied-tu HOT mai HOT isliye jalgaya SALA.
Submitted By: Sahil on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1117 Characters: 132
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Bade ajib he duniya wale
Samandar milte hi Barish ko bhul jate he
Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate he
Bade ajib he duniya wale
SHEELA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate he..!:-D
Submitted By: Pramod on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1163 Characters: 154
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Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan de du
1 Chuha Sharaab k Drum me Gira or
Mast ho k Nikla & Soyi hui Billi k Muh
pe Dum Maar k Bola
"Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan de du.
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1207 Characters: 134
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Mere is Sawal ka Jawab do
Aap ke paas zara Waqt ho to
Mere is Sawal ka Jawab do
Sawal ye hai
Wo Konsa Cartoon he?
Jo Is Waqt Mera Sms Parh Raha he?
Haso mat Jawab do..!
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 2359 Characters: 157
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Sukhi vivahit jeevan ka raaz
Sukhi vivahit jeevan ka raaz
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Aaj bhi raaz hi hai.
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 02 -Dec-2010 View: 1964 Characters: 85
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Teri smile me kya chamak H?
1ladke ne 1ladki ko kaha Teri smile me kya chamak H,
Teri smile me kya chamak H?
Wo muskura k boli
Bhaiya mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK H..
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 21 -Nov-2010 View: 1293 Characters: 143
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