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Tissue paper to aag pakad lega

Ek angrej ne India ka Masaledar dinner liya.
agli subah Toilet se niklte hi bola- Ab smjha Indians
Q pani se dhote He.
sala Tissue paper to aag pakad lega!.''




Submitted By: Katyal on 25 -Dec-2010  View: 771
Characters: 163
 
 
Meri shadi ka card

Meri shadi ka card
جطوا
-دوسوفطسجوسم
وفدسمفموج-اطسدونف
وفمسطدطج- موس
مدوسجوسوموسداسدفومطجودموفومسطج-



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Submitted By: Bali on 16 -Dec-2010  View: 1698
Characters: 208
 
 
Rajnikanth adopted Two elephants

This CAN'T BE BEATEN!!

Yesterday Rajnikanth adopted
Two elephants, Two camels & Two horses from the Zoo..
Do you know Why???
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"To PLAY CHESS!"




Submitted By: Vivek on 16 -Dec-2010  View: 868
Characters: 174
 
 
Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai

Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi
BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo




Submitted By: Hardeep on 14 -Dec-2010  View: 952
Characters: 115
 
 
HAPPY THAND

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SWEETE


SWEEATER Pana shuru kardo Sardi aa gai hai. take care.
HAPPY THAND
:-)




Submitted By: Sunidhi on 14 -Dec-2010  View: 3182
Characters: 148
 
 
Ladkiyo se kabhi pyar mat krna

Ladkiyo se kabhi pyar mat krna

QKI

Ye aati hai HEER ki tarha,
lagti hai KHEER KI Trah,
chubhti hai Teer ki trah,
aur

BHEEK

Mangwati hai Fakeer ki trah.




Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 10 -Dec-2010  View: 909
Characters: 166
 
 
Life mein njoyment nahi hai?

Kya Aapka boyfriend/gf nahi hai?
Pados Mein Koi ladka/ladki Line nahi deta?
Life mein njoyment nahi hai?


To Plz Log on to
www.Chak-le-rabba-aethe-ki-rakhya.com




Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 05 -Dec-2010  View: 863
Characters: 169
 
 
Girl's Status on facebook

Girl's Status on facebook:
'feeling sad'
95 comments
no likes

Guy's Status:
'Goin 2 do Suicide'
4 likes n 1 Post that reads "Dude Who's gonna use ur bike now?"




Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 03 -Dec-2010  View: 877
Characters: 167
 
 
GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom:
'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.'
Groom gave note back: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.




Submitted By: Deepak on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 1226
Characters: 136
 
 
Tu HOT mai HOT

Bipasha ko ladka hua kala..
john ne kaha- tu gori mai gora ladka kaise KALA?
Bipasha replied-tu HOT mai HOT isliye jalgaya SALA.




Submitted By: Sahil on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 868
Characters: 132
 
 
Bade ajib he duniya wale

Samandar milte hi Barish ko bhul jate he

Daulat milte hi Khuda ko bhul jate he

Bade ajib he duniya wale
SHEELA milte hi MUNNI ko bhul jate he..!:-D




Submitted By: Pramod on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 910
Characters: 154
 
 
Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan de du

1 Chuha Sharaab k Drum me Gira or
Mast ho k Nikla & Soyi hui Billi k Muh
pe Dum Maar k Bola
"Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan de du.




Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 957
Characters: 134
 
 
Mere is Sawal ka Jawab do

Aap ke paas zara Waqt ho to
Mere is Sawal ka Jawab do


Sawal ye hai

Wo Konsa Cartoon he?

Jo Is Waqt Mera Sms Parh Raha he?

Haso mat Jawab do..!




Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 2099
Characters: 157
 
 
Sukhi vivahit jeevan ka raaz

Sukhi vivahit jeevan ka raaz
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Aaj bhi raaz hi hai.




Submitted By: Sunidhi on 02 -Dec-2010  View: 1696
Characters: 85
 
 
Teri smile me kya chamak H?

1ladke ne 1ladki ko kaha Teri smile me kya chamak H,

Teri smile me kya chamak H?

Wo muskura k boli

Bhaiya mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK H..




Submitted By: Sunidhi on 21 -Nov-2010  View: 1022
Characters: 143
 
 
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