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Height of smartness
Height of smartness-
in a cricket match a
girl made indian flag on
her cheeks!
a smart boy came,
kissed her cheeks & said,
"I love my india"
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1149
Characters: 146
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Hindi bhi ajeeb bhasha hai
Hindi bhi ajeeb bhasha hai!
ghadi kharaab ho to kehte hain,
"band hai!"
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par
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ladki kharaab ho to kehte hain ki,
"chaalu hai!!"
;-)
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1557
Characters: 148
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Mat dhoondna mujhe
Mat dhoondna mujhe duniya ki
tanhaayi mein,
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kyuki thand bahut hai
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main to hoon apni rajaai mein.
wah wah!
wah wah!!
Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1335
Characters: 145
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Guys buy pulsar 220cc
Real fact-
even though guys buy pulsar 220cc
or 350cc royal enfield..
it is used only to follow a 80cc scooty
pep!!!
;-)
Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1304
Characters: 127
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Jackie chain ki saans
Agar jackie chain ki saans ko kidnap
kar diya,
to use kaun wapas laayega??
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vicks vaporub!
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kyuki..
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vicks vaporub lautaye
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chain ki saans!!
;-)
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1852
Characters: 171
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Glass tute to kya aawaz hoti
Glass tute to kya aawaz hoti hai???
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crash??
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na
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crish??
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na
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thish??
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naheee
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mummy ki aawaz aati hai!!
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"tod do! sab tod do kamba
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Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1271
Characters: 225
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Ye lo 1rs ka coin
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***,
* 1 *
'****'
ye lo 1rs ka coin & send me SMS,
kanjusi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai,
aur khabardaar!! isse chocolate leke
khai to!!!
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1454
Characters: 142
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SMS chahiye the??
SMS chahiye the???
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ye lo
sms sms sms
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ye lo chhote SMS
sms sms sms
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ye lo remix sms
Sms sMs smS
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stylish wale bhi hain
$m$ $m$ $m$
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ab mat kehna
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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1288
Characters: 198
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3d msg in ur mobile!!!
For d first time in world's history
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3d msg in ur mobile!!!
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see & enjoy!!
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d d d
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amazing na!!!
;-)
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1129
Characters: 125
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Sms karne k 4 faayde
SMS karne k 4 faayde-
1] Mobile ko jang nahi lagta
2] time pass ho jata hai
3] jise SMS karo wo khush ho jata hai aur
4] kaun kanjus hai ye pata chal jata hai
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1138
Characters: 162
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3 important stages of life
3 important stages of life-
before marriage- mad for each other
during marriage- made for each other
&
after marriage- mad bcoz of each other
;-)
Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1203
Characters: 152
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Be sure if hitting d target in ur life
To be sure if hitting d target in ur life
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shoot first
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& watever u hit
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call it d target!!!
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thats called attitude!
;-)
Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1161
Characters: 169
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Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte
Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
jab Don msg karte hain to bak bak
nahi karte..
pareshaan karte ho jab Don busy ho.
Jab Don free ho to SMS nahi karte
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1364
Characters: 156
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Love inspires envy
Love inspires envy,
envy endangers spite,
spite spawns fallacies..
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neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise
upar ka sab samajh aa gaya..
;-)
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1209
Characters: 163
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Umr kaid mili hai
Kaidi- try karna mujhe umr
kaid ho,
faansi nahi..
sardar lawyer- dont worry!
after court-
kaidi- kya hua?
sardar- bahut mushkil se umr kaid mili
hai..
saale riha kar rahe
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Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1303
Characters: 196
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