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Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyaar kr le
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyaar kr le,
dil diwana kehta hai ikrar kar le,
chahat kehti hai izhaar kar le,
par MUMMY kehte hai,
Pehlan 12th Tan PASS karle..!
Submitted By: Bali on 24 -Feb-2010 View: 1192
Characters: 161
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LAASH ka kya karu?
Shadi ke dusre din beti apni ma se:
"aaj meri unse ladai ho gyi"
Ma: beta shadi me jhagde
to hote rhte hain.
Beti: vo to thik hai par ab
LAASH ka kya karu?
Submitted By: Tarun on 24 -Feb-2010 View: 1117
Characters: 164
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Aap itne che lagte ho
Aap itne che lagte ho,
dil ko mere behlate ho,
kasam se wo ada to apki jaan leti hai,
jab
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naak se gubara fulaate ho..
shee .. e.e
Submitted By: Swapneel on 24 -Feb-2010 View: 1156
Characters: 146
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I miss You Yaar.....
Ek purani haweli Ke band kamre main
dhul se bhari tasvir ke peeche lage
jale main fasi makdi ki poonchh par
baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U
YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!
Submitted By: Vikram on 23 -Feb-2010 View: 1147
Characters: 164
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Nyt was dark
Nyt was dark,
moon was high,
boy stopd his bike,
girl askd him y,
he came clos 2 her,
she felt shy,
he went near her & told her 3 words.
TEL MUK GAYA!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Feb-2010 View: 1009
Characters: 159
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A very emotional shayari
A very emotional shayari,
Pls don't cry after reading it..
Zindagi ne diye hai bahut se sitam...
Maa kasam......
shayari Khatam..!!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Feb-2010 View: 2198
Characters: 145
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A child in a sweet shop
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweet Shop:
Wil U marry me whn I grw up?
Grl smild & said:Yes
Child: Can u giv ur Future Husband a free Cholcolate
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Feb-2010 View: 1052
Characters: 143
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Hume tumse Love hai
Hume tumse Love hai,
Please Refuse Na Karna,
Yeh Zero Watt Ka "Hope" Bulb Hai,
Please Ise Fuse Mat Karna.
Submitted By: Rajat on 21 -Feb-2010 View: 1027
Characters: 108
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Delhi Chali Gayee
Jise dil diya Vo Delhi chali gayee,
Jisey pyaar kiyaa Vo Italy chali gayee,
dil ne kaha khud khusi kar le zalim,
Bijli (electricity) ko haath lagaaya to Bijli chali gayee.
Submitted By: Vivek on 21 -Feb-2010 View: 1044
Characters: 174
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Mumtaj marti hi nahi
Shaadi Karni thi,
Kismat Khuli Nahi.
Taj Banwana tha,
lekin Mumtaj milli nahi.
Ek din kismat khuli,
shaadi hui,
Ab Taj banwana hai par
Mumtaj Marti hi nahi.
Submitted By: Deepak on 08 -Feb-2010 View: 1077
Characters: 163
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Tera mobile kho jaaye
Khuda kare tera Mobile kho jaaye,
Mujhe mile aur mera ho jaaye,
SMS main karoon ladkiyon ko naam tera aaye,
maar pare tujhko aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaaye.
Submitted By: Sidharath on 01 -Feb-2010 View: 1034
Characters: 160
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