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Jabse Tumhe dekha he
Jabse Tumhe dekha he
Mera Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL he
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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 952
Characters: 181
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Tujhme rab dikhta hai
Chuhe ne hathini se kaha- "I love u!"
Hathini boli- "Tujhe darr nahi lagta??"
Chuhe ne Ganesh ji ka photo dikhaate hue kaha-
"Tujhme rab dikhta hai, Yaara main kya karun!!!"
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Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1619
Characters: 183
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If u see the moon
If u see the moon,
u can c the beauty of god.
If u c the Sun,
u can see the power of god.
If u see the mirror,
u can see the comedy of god
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 924
Characters: 145
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Wat's Newton's 4th
Wat's Newton's 4th Law??
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Gravity is not responsible wen ppl
fall in love..
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 837
Characters: 98
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Sweet quote from an 8yr old kid
Sweet quote from an 8yr old kid- "Luv is
wen I cant pay attention in class coz i'm too busy writing her 1st name vd my last name".
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 839
Characters: 131
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Par sambhalkar!
In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other..
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano,
to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar!
Kutta kaat lega..
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 922
Characters: 163
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Ek sharaabi roz shiv mandir mein matha tekta tha
Ek sharaabi roz shiv mandir mein
matha tekta tha!
Ek din pujari ne Shiv ji ki jagah
Ganesh ki murti rakhi..
Sharaabi aaya, bola "Chhotu! Papa
se kehna uncle aaye the" ;
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 897
Characters: 177
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Sweetest proposal by a KG class boy
Sweetest proposal by a KG class boy to
a Senior KG girl..
Boy- Kya tu mujhse shaadi kalegi??
Gal- Nai!!
Boy- Kalle na plz!!
Gal- Nai kaloongi!!
Boy- Kalle na didi plz!!
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 972
Characters: 176
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Wat is 143??
Wat is 143??
I LOVE YOU???
NO!!
I MISS YOU???
NO!!
I WISH YOU??
NO!!
143 means One Hundred
Forty Three!!
Parents ne kitnl ummeed
se padhaya tha!
Laga di na
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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 887
Characters: 190
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Marwadi donates blood to Arab
Marwadi donates blood to Arab.
Arab gifts him Ferrari!
Marwadi donates again.
He gets only 1Rs..
Marwadi- Why??
Arab- Ab meri ragon me tera khoon
daudta hai!!
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 845
Characters: 172
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1970 ki mom to her son
1970 ki mom to her son- Beta apne
religion ki ladki se hi shaadi karna!
1980 ki mom- Apni caste ki ladki se
1990- Apne level ki ladki se
2000- Apne desh ki ladki se
2010-
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Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 925
Characters: 214
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Dunia Me 7 Cheezain Asan Hai Or Mushkil bhi
Dunia Me 7 Cheezain Asan Hai Or
Mushkil Bhi.
1. Dosti Karna Aasan
.....Nibhana Mushkil.
2. Pyar Karna Aasan
.....Pana Mushkil.
3. Bharoosa Torna Aasan
.....Karna Mushk
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Submitted By: Govind on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 931
Characters: 448
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To hear wat is unspoken
To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel without touch is called
SCHIZOPHRENIA....A MENTAL DISORDER!
& Ppl think its love!! Oh God!!!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 888
Characters: 155
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Large doses of Hajmola!!
Mukesh & Anil have been advised
to take large doses of Hajmola!!
Why???
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Bcoz Hajmola guarantees to solve al
ur GAS problems!!
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1220
Characters: 148
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Money cant buy happiness!
MORAL LINES BY A MILLIONAIRE-
Money cant buy happiness!
But somehow, its comfortable to cry
in a BMW than on a bicycle!
Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 917
Characters: 122
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