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Vidaai k samay Dulhe ka mobile baja
Vidaai k samay Dulhe ka mobile baja..
Bride slappe him!
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Why??
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Uski ringtone thi,
'Dil me chhupakar pyaar ka armaan hum
chale,
Hum aaj apni maut ka s
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Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 911
Characters: 197
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Why do we all marry??
Why do we all marry??
Coz Romance is not the only Element
of life!
One should also experience Horror,
Suspense,
Irony,
Stupidity & Tragedy in life.
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 817
Characters: 157
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Aapko tohfe me laptop dena chaha
Aapko tohfe me laptop dena chaha..
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Lekin
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Is tarah button daba daba k
aap kharaab kar doge!
Islaye cancel kar diya!!
Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 953
Characters: 153
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Life's like a movie
Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
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Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!!
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 860
Characters: 169
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An elephant fell in love with an an ant
An elephant fell in love with an ant.
But ant's parents were against marriage!
Guess why??
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They gave a solid reason!
Ladke ke daant baahar hain!!
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 902
Characters: 172
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Ek din aapki life me ek ladka aayega
Ek din aapki life me ek ladka aayega
jo apko bahut jyada pyaar karega.
Apko pyaar se chhuega..
Dher saare kiss karega aur kahega..
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I LOVE U MOM!!
Submitted By: Mukesh Rastogi on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 911
Characters: 170
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If Bill Gates stops his business
If Bill Gates stops his business & start
spending his money by Rs 1 crore/ day, He can spend it for about 725yrs..
But he still prefers earning his day.
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 906
Characters: 156
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Agar koi Galti
Agar koi Galti,
Gustaakhi,
Mistake,
etc
ho gayi ho..
toh
plz...
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Maafi maang lo! Main aaj bahut achhe
mood me hoon .
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 876
Characters: 167
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Voting k liye 18 saal aur Shaadi k liye 21
Question- Voting k liye 18 saal aur Shaadi k liye 21 saal poore hone chahiye! Aisa kyun hai???
Answer- Kyunki sarkar sambhalna aasan hota hai par biwi sambhaalna utna hi mushkil
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Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 943
Characters: 181
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A boy on a date in BMW car
A boy on a date in BMW car..
BOY- Maine tumse ek baat chhupai hai!
GIRL- Kya?
BOY- I'm already married!
GIRL- Tumne to dara hi diya tha! Main samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai.
Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 901
Characters: 174
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Bhagwaan bhi accha mazaak kar lete hain
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HA HA
HA HA HA
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HE HE
HE HE HE
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HOOO
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Kuch nahi yaar!
Achanak tera chehra yaad aa gaya tha!!
Kabhi kabhi bhagwaan bhi accha
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Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 847
Characters: 200
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3 ways to catch a tiger
3 ways to catch a tiger-
1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger!
2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it!
3] INDIAN P
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Submitted By: Sidharath on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 890
Characters: 247
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BOYS' PSYCHOLOGY
BOYS' PSYCHOLOGY-
Fraud vd innocent girl,
Frdshp vd charming girl,
Contacts vd smart girl,
Flirt vd freaky girl,
Luv vd cute girl &
Marriage 'Jaisi mummy ki marzi
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Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1032
Characters: 184
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Pakistani poem
Taliban Taliban!
Yes papa!
Exploding bombs?
No papa!
Telling lie?
No papa!
Open ur jacket!
THAA THAA THAA!!!
Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 872
Characters: 129
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Thirsty crow story in Hinglish
Thirsty crow story in Hinglish-
Once upon a Waqt,
Thr was a Kauwa!
He was very Pyasa!
Here there Bhatka,
He saw a Matka!
Some patthar Patka,
Water Gatka & Satk
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Submitted By: Jai Parkash on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 2417
Characters: 185
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